MLB Offseason: All Rise for the Judge

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  1. Ar-Pharazon

    Ar-Pharazon Admiral Premium Member

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    The injury happened when he was in the middle of a bunch of teammates I think. So kinda getting pushed and jostled while hopping. Seems like it was more than just bunny hopping on it's own.
     
  2. Timby

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    I just watched the video, and it was literally just hopping in a crowd, no jostling or anything like that. He wasn't in a dogpile or anything, everyone was just jumping.

    It's just a freak injury, like Jason Kendall's ankle exploding as he touched first base, or Ryan Howard's Achilles snapping as he ran out a groundout, or the aforementioned Mariano Rivera blowing out his knee shagging fly balls. Hell, 30 years ago, this happened to my mom; she was walking along a sidewalk and an uneven paver tripped her up, she fell, and she tore the patellar tendon in her left knee along with fracturing her kneecap.
     
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  3. Aragorn

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    Jose Altuve might have a broken thumb after being hit by a pitch in the World Baseball Classic.
     
  4. Aragorn

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    Altuve has surgery on this thumb, isn't supposed do anything for the next two months.
     
  5. cardinal biggles

    cardinal biggles A GODDAMN DELIGHT Moderator

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    Rhys Hoskins tore his left ACL while fielding a grounder, and will possibly be out for the rest of the season.
     
  6. Aragorn

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    Better ban spring training games.
     
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  7. Timby

    Timby o yea just like that Administrator

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    Opening Day is Thursday; I'm about halfway through writing the OP for the 2023 season thread. Now taking thread title suggestions.

    Edit: The OP is written. Just waiting on thread titles.
     
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  8. Worf factor9

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    I do not have any yet and look forward to all suggestions, but when you start the new thread plz link it here so we don't have to search for it.

    Saying that, I have confidence in your ability to come up w/ a snappy new title. :)
     
  9. cardinal biggles

    cardinal biggles A GODDAMN DELIGHT Moderator

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    "Paradise by the Pitch Clock Light"
     
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    ...and Meatloaf is at the dish [​IMG] in the box.
     
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  11. Skywalker

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    MLB 2023: You Have 15 Seconds to Submit Your Post
     
  12. The Nth Doctor

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    MLB 2023: One step closer to Blernsball!
     
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  13. Timby

    Timby o yea just like that Administrator

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    You try this every year. Stop trying to make Blernsball happen. It isn't going to happen.
     
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    MLB 2023: The year we pitch clocks.
     
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  15. Timby

    Timby o yea just like that Administrator

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    This is a contender.
     
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  16. The Nth Doctor

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    Yes, but so is Manfred. :p
     
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  17. Ar-Pharazon

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    Oh....it's happening :guffaw:

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. tomalak301

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    Looking forward to Thursday. Giants start at Yankee Stadium. Please at least make the game close, and maybe even win
     
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  19. Ar-Pharazon

    Ar-Pharazon Admiral Premium Member

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    Randy Rosenberg is vying to be the next Joe West.



    What an asshole.
     
  20. Worf factor9

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    After further review...that should have been

    ...and Meatloaf-er is at the dish, outta the box and scratchin' his nuts.
     
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