and then Captain Kurn will appear on the bridge of your ship
Bad Starship Names
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I read a story years ago with a space ship named the Hebe G. B.
USS No Tacos
U.S.S. White Macaroni and Cheese.
U.S.S. None Pringles 
An ISS Donald J. Trump, maybe...
Years ago, when some friends of mine and I were doing a Star Trek role playing game, we named our redshirt non player character Ensign Fodder.
No doubt Ensign Fodder was descended from a 20th Century Private G. Cannon-Fodder but the name was simplified over the centuries.
I'm guessing that was a Diane Carey novel?There is a Starfleet ship in one of the novels called the USS Bill of Rights.
I mean, obviously that's a fine document in and of itself, just seems rather pretentious to name a SHIP after it.
In the 80s the comics had Mirror starships called Nixon and Mccarthy.
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From Radio Active?
To explain, Radio Active was an 1980s Radio 4 comedy, based around the idea that a rubbish local Radio station got half an hour on network.
Most episodes featured a pop parody, they were then released as an album: Meaningless Songs in Very High Voices, by the Hee Bee Gee Bees.
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The USS Your Ad Here
Which then inevitable leads to the "USS Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun! Come Right now; don't walk, run!"
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The USS webuyanycar.com would - and should - get blown out of the sky on sight.
Her Ayn Rand fandom membership might be a place to start.Yep, Best Destiny.
Any particular reason Diane Carey is significant here?
