Superman and Lois
Season 2 - Episode 11 - "Truth and Consequences"
Jonathan / Alt-Jonathan: Alt sees prime. Alt mouths off. and tries to merge with prime, but SM returns to stop the merger. Oh, Jordan tried to defend his brother, but is outclassed on the power / skill scale by Alt. Alt escapes, playing cat-and-mouse with SM.
Sarah/Lana: Lana is disturbed by Clark's recent behavior, telling Sarah that there's always been a side of him that was not always there. Sarah adds Jordan seems to share this personality issue. Feeling Sarah is ready for a car of her own, Lana (and Kyle) believe she's ready to have a car of her own.
Jonathan / Alt-Jonathan: The following day, he visits the Cushing home, giving Sarah a creepy, disrespectful vibe (as she drives off in the car her parents gifted to her). Alt finds and attacks Lana, knocking her out.
Clark/SM: Clark tries to mend fences with Jonathan after recent events; thanks to the partial merger with Alt, Jonathan suffers from a painful mix of a seizure and visions of a life not his own. Clark hunts down Alt, but loses track of him when Lana runs into him.
Clark has to drill the all-too obvious fact that contrary to Jonathan's accusation of Clark not being honest about who he is, Clark keeping his other side a secret protects Jonathan (SEE NOTES). Later as Clark learns Lana has been kidnapped by Alt, prime Jonathan--once again--rants about Clark's reason for keeping his secret.
Several pointless debates later, SM flies to an abandoned slaughterhouse where Lana is being held; Alt triggers an explosion which sends Kryptonite shards into SM, allowing the teen to stab SM with another piece of Kryptonite (SEE NOTES)..Alt leaves, not only anticipating the arrival of Alt-Lana, but to finish merging with his prime half, only to be blocked by Jordan.
Speaking of Alt-Lana, she makes her way to earth-prime to confront Irons and his daughter. Alt-Lana easily defeats the two, nearly nearly crushing Iron's head, until she's stabbed in the shoulder by Natalie wielding a shard of X-K, sending the alt-Lana back into the portal.
Prime Lana picks the Kryptonite out of SM, allowing m to regain his strength and chase after Alt...who is engaged in a fight with Jordan--the latter being on the losing end of it, but I guess something called plot convenience allows Jordan to find some inspiration to beat down Alt, just as SM arrives on the scene.
Lois: Lois tries to get Jordan to remember that Sarah's accusations (of his not being available) are not truly his fault--that he has more on his plate which needs to be dealt with, even if Sarah does not understand. That said, she suggests Jordan write a real letter--expressing his feelings in a way that texting will not.
Jordan: "Why were you talking to Sarah?" Oh, for---the angst just overflows from CW series. Anyway, Lois has to apologize for talking to Sarah without her child's approval (yeah...get that). Sarah shows up, believing something's happened to her mother; Lois suggests she goes back to her mother's office to wait, but not before Jordan tries to give her the letter Sarah flat out rejects the letter, leaving Jordan more embittered than ever.
Clark/Lana: After making an assbrained decision with the approval of his family, Clark revels his secret to Lana. Smooth sailing from this point forward, right?
NOTES:
The entire "plot" centered on the ever-idiotic notion that its A-ok for a superhero to reveal his true identity to anyone (and by association, the world). Superheroes... you know, the people who usually have a world (or universe) of enemies that would waste no time victimizing anyone close to the hero's civilian ID the second they were aware of the secret?
Not once did this episode feature even a particle of mature, reason-based arguments for exposing the secret of all secrets to anyone outside of the Kent family (or special circumstances such as Sam and Irons). In fact, its the behavior of the Kent teens--their willingness to tell anyone (obvious dangers be damned) that's a solid reason for maintaining the secret. Its as though the writers of this series never picked up a comic in their lives...I should say the best comics which dealt with the disastrous and/or lethal fallout of outsiders (friend or foe) knowing the hero's secret ID/life. There was no point to Lana knowing, which made Clark--after making every sound argument for keeping the secret--appear to have crapped all over his long-held, long-justified convictions.
I doubt the second half of this episode's title will ever be explored.
The soap opera returns on May 31st.
GRADE: C-.