Forget vacuums, you should have Roombas.Yes, I did. But my wife got tired of it and made me replace the two unicycles with a vacuum cleaner and a dust mop

Forget vacuums, you should have Roombas.Yes, I did. But my wife got tired of it and made me replace the two unicycles with a vacuum cleaner and a dust mop
This reminds me of a particularly awkward moment in my past. A tall gentleman fetched up at the counter of a wine store that rendered me gainful employment and behind whose same counter I was standing, seeking some wine advice. Said gentleman sported a pair of very dark sunglasses, and I was finding it really distracting to our talk. As it became clear that we would be engaged in conversation for some little time, I ventured to say that I was having a hard time talking to him behind his sunglasses. With all good humor, he doffed them—only to reveal that underneath he wore an eyepatch! I was of course quite embarrassed but had to wade through the rest of the conversation as though all were normal. Why I had made my request of him but of none of the dozens of other folks who had patronized the establishment in similar fashion, I will never know.Is it true you got both your legs amputated and replaced by unicycles?
(If you actually did end up as an amputee in the time since we last talked, then yikes, that's a horrible coincidence.)
Practical woman!Yes, I did. But my wife got tired of it and made me replace the two unicycles with a vacuum cleaner and a dust mop
Forget vacuums, you should have Roombas.
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Thanks for reminding me of a terrible misstep, Wacky.
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^you're propably too young to genuinely enjoy nostalgia![]()
It's interesting that I never lived up to the early potential I showed. That I never actually evolved beyond my initial comedy troll persona to become a normal poster here, never actually made more than a dozen honest "this is what I thought of that tv show!" type posts. That I made more posts in those first three years years than the next eighteen combined. That I'm only known for being "the guy with the thread bumped once a year" rather than for anything else I've contributed to the board. That my best years are so far behind that they feel like they happened to a completely different person, the memory of them too clouded and fractured to ever provoke genuine feeling in me.
Starscream? Can't say I know him.
HAPPY TWENTY ONE YEARS ON THE BOARD, ME!!!!![]()
You dropped the mic at your peak. And, more than a decade after you stopped putting any effort in - you still retain some renown. That's a win in my book.
But you made quite a few honest "this is what I think" posts and that's quite an achievement imho. Also, I can't remember a single incident of hate speech or flaming from you, nor a single case of bad grammar or wrong spelling.It's interesting that I never lived up to the early potential I showed. [...] never actually made more than a dozen honest "this is what I thought of that tv show!" type posts.
First reply in howmanyyears for me, here now, and am kinda happy that I -for what ever reason- all of a sudden recieved mails about this thread happening again am finding myself readig stuff from here!Four posts outside this thread done; I'm well on my way to reaching one thousand by this time next year!
(The remaining nine hundred and ninety six posts will all read "#RENEWTHESNYDERVERSE".)
It's interesting that I never lived up to the early potential I showed.
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