Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #273: What does God need with a Starship Anyway?

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to the new caption contest!

First up to the plate we have the “0/5 Do not recommend” Award, going to @AresB

Kirk: I read your books. I'm not talking to you any more.


Next, we have the “Bay Area Geography” Award, going to @Nerys Myk for:

SPOCK: I can not explain it, Captain. But somehow the Monterey Bay Aquarium has been moved to Sausalito.


Next, we have the “Driving a hard bargain” Award, going to @IMC Headquarters for:

GILLIAN: You want my whales? Then use your ship to blow every whaling vessel out of the water! And then wipe out every processing center and distribution hub. Maximum spread! And then beam all the plastics out of the oceans. And then disable every cruise ship from dumping at sea. And then raise shields around every oil tanker. And then free every lobster in Maine. And then...

@FormerLurker:

Spock: What we need is a map.


@Leviathan

Spock: What did he mean by "Aren't you the Priceline guy?"


@Tenacity:

uhura: " ... if you going to be going to san fransisco ... "
sulu: "uhura this might not be the time ..."
kirk: "no. this song might contain important information that will help us all blend into the san fransisco of the mid 1980s."


Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, we proceed onward to The Final Frontier!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Are our Space Insurance Premiums up to date?

Sulu: Uhhh.... he was knocked out like this when I got here!

Kirk: All I asked was "What does God need with a starship?" and he completely flipped out. So weird, right? Anyway, I was hoping we could get together later-

McCoy: NOT THE BEST TIME FOR THAT JIM!

 

[FormerLurker]

Kirk: This wasn't in the ride description.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: We need an emergency beam out! The wind's about to make me loose my hair!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: You fool! A man Scotty's age can't handle Deltan pheromones!!!

 

[Apilo]

Kirk: Mr. Sulu... can you, uh... divert us to Interstate 51? No? Okay...

 

[shivkala]

Sulu: It's my first time.

Kirk: Damn it, Sulu, you tell them that after you've done it successfully, not before!

Sulu: It's almost like this corridor was designed for people to hit their heads!

Spock: Jim, the show is about to start, can you silence your communicator?

Kirk: Just a minute, Spock, I just have to quickly end this call. What's that? No, I wasn't talking to you. Spock. Spock. My first officer. Yes, the Vulcan. I don't know, Bones, too? Why does it matter? No you hang up first. No you hang up first...

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

McCoy: Jim, this is no time to be visiting the red light moon of Rigel five!

Sulu: Quick, you get his rings and I'll get his wallet!

Nimoy (thinking): Even for Shatner, this is some of the hammiest acting that's ever been caught on film.

 

[Hawku]

"Everybody, clench for impact!"

"This old thing? EBay."

"Excuse me. What does God need with my retinas?"

 

[FormerLurker]

"Everybody, clench for impact!"

First you say it, then you do it.

 

[Tenacity]

Nimoy (thinking): Even for Shatner, this is some of the hammiest acting that's ever been caught on film.

Shatner (thinking) Don't blame me, blame the director.

 

[Earl Grey Tea]

"Don't worry, Sulu. Scotty passing out is always the sign of a great party!"

 

[Earl Grey Tea]

Kirk: "Check it out guys. This is my new Mirror Room."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Shatner: Leonard, I don't know what we're doing all the way out here.
Nimoy: Because we're going back to get my bike and that's final!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SULU: Ernst Stavro Blofeld?!!!

 

[Tenacity]

Biofeld: Did he hit his head?
Sulu: No, but he reeks of scotch.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Sulu: Good time to ask about my own promotion!

Sulu: Ilia... fancy running into you again.

Kirk: Shit, the light at the end of the tunnel is a train...

 

[Tenacity]

Sulu: "We'll be fine ... as long as no-one grabs that overhead lever and pushes it forward."

 

[Amaris]

They didn't have to pay a lot for their muffler.

"I'd know that mark anywhere. Styles has been here."

It was only after hanging up that Kirk realized Sybok wasn't going to keep his end of the deal to split the price of the pizza four ways.

 

[Finn]

Kirk: What does God need for a new caption contest?