"Dear space Jeebus: Please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket."
Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #273: What does God need with a Starship Anyway?
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"Dear space Jeebus: Please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket."
Kirk: Scotty, I said to beam down the damn sunglasses!
Spock: Captain, may I suggest you do what I do and close your inner eyelids
Kirk: If I did that, I wouldn't see your Fra'ls
Spock: Not in front of McCoy, or not until it's time for my annual checkup
Kirk: Chekov isn't here right now
McCoy: What are you talking about? I can't hear either of you!
Spock: Well, I can!
Sulu: Quick! Find whichever bodge-job artist routed that conduit there and get them off the ship before Scotty comes round, or he'll route them through an airlock. At high warp.
"Kirk to Enterprise! The Mary Sue is blinding us!! Put her in an older red uniform, quick!"
Nimoy: "Damnit, Bill -- do you always have to look at yourself in the mirror? "
Shat: "I can't help that my awesome is so bright!"
McCoy: "Every time we come to this zoo, Jim always wants to see the monkeys first. Why do you think that is, Spock?"
Spock: "The human desire to associate with those of like mind?"
Kirk: "Okay everyone, we're getting closer to J.J. -- goggles on."
McCoy: "The goggles -- they do nothing!"
Spock: Fascinating. Pure energy. Pure thought. Totally incorporeal. Not life as we know it at all.
Kirk: I would like two pollo asado tacos with one beef chimichanga
On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream
I would like tomatoes and onions on my quesodilla
For dessert I would like the flares -- I would like extra cinnamon
Do you make guacamole?
He was last seen almost nine months ago. LeadHead, if you’re out there, we all hope you’re okay…
I’m keeping this one up, guys. LeadHead, again, if you’re out there, let us know you’re okay.
Sulu: "He hit his head on that conduit!"
Other guy: (chuckles) "I bet he's having 'pipe dreams' right now..."
Sulu: "Really not the time!"
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PSA Announcer: Remember kids, buckle up. It's the Starfleet law!
Person at the back, hanging on for dear life: "I HATE the subway..."
Kirk:"Help! We've fallen through the animation and we can't get up!"
That moment when Shatner's girdle can no longer straddle the LAws of Physics, breaks and the metal clasp strikes the metal prop wall, generating a warp light effect.
Sulu: "What did the admiral say her name was, sir?"
Kirk: "Frizzle; why?"
Spock: "We are being hailed, captain. 'Welcome to Arnold'..."