Kirk: "When I said "Lighten up", I meant my friends, not the cave!"
Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #273: What does God need with a Starship Anyway?
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Kirk: "When I said "Lighten up", I meant my friends, not the cave!"
Glowing Alien Being: "BEHOLD! For I am the all-mighty Promoter! I have been traveling through time to find one Ensign Harry Kim and giv him the promotion he deserves. Step forward, Kim."
Kirk: "Sorry, no Harry Kim here, Mr. Promoter."
Glowing Alien Being: "Son of a bitch. Gawd, I've tried like a zillion times. I'm about ready to give up. Maybe if I try, oh, the 24th century in the Delta quadrant. Well, here goes no--"
POW! POW! POW!
The Promoter is destroyed by Klingon Bird of Prey fire.
Mistress Janeway: At the gunner control, "Well, that's been taken care of. Good thing alternate universe evil Traveler warned me this might happen. Janeway to Mr. Tuvok, tunnel me back to our time."
Kirk: "I said, "don't touch that dial!"
Sulu: "Too late, sir. Brace for channel change!"
Kirk: "What is that thing?"
Spock: "It appears to be a tear in the space/time continuum, Captain."
Kirk: "What's coming out of it?"
Spock: "Flatulence..."
McCoy: "Smells like a Goddamn Vulcan."
Sulu: "Quick! Call Perry Mason!"
Kirk: "Excuse me, but ... what does God need with an Ass-Rubbing Clone?"
Kirk: "This meeting of the Spelunkheads will now come to order."
McCoy: "'Spelunkheads'? Whose nutty idea was that?"
Spock: "Do you have a better one, Doctor?"
McCoy: "Well, no..."
Spock: "In that case, I believe the correct response is, 'shut your pie hole'."
God: "This TV is too bright. I can't even make out T.J. Hooker."
God: "This TV is too bright. I can't even make out T.J. Hooker."
Spock: "Did he say he wanted to make out with T.J. Hooker? It's too noisy out here."
SPOCK: Jeez, Jim!!
KIRKY: 'I...just.......CAN'T!!!!!! ProperlyreturnthisVulcan SALUTE!!!!''
Wait, I never made that post ^^^
Before shutting airlocks...
...make sure all personnel are standing clear of the area.
Kirk: Finally some headlights. Hell of a place to breakdown.
McCoy: Get out there and look sexy, Spock.
Spock: "Looking sexy is illogical. Now my brother Carl Spock..."
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy discover that there really is a light at the end of the tunnel.
"Spock Spock!"
"Who's there?"
"Rhetta."
"Rhetta who?"
"Rhetta lert!"
*collective groan*
"Quickly! His Die-ah-bee-tess is acting up -- give him ten CC's of Brimley, STAT!!"
Sulu: "We'll be fine Captain, as long as no one deactivates the landing system control using the large handle located on the overhead panel."