55th Anniversary Cinematic Special
Help!
Directed by Richard Lester
Starring The Beatles, Leo McKern, Eleanor Bron, Victor Spinetti, and Roy Kinnear
Released July 29, 1965 (UK); August 11, 1965 (US)
1966 Grammy Award nominee for Best Original Score Written for a Motion Picture or Television Show (John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ken Thorne)
Wiki said:
Help! is a 1965 British musical comedy-adventure film directed by Richard Lester, starring the Beatles and featuring Leo McKern, Eleanor Bron, Victor Spinetti, John Bluthal, Roy Kinnear and Patrick Cargill. The second film starring the Beatles following Lester's A Hard Day's Night, Help! sees the group struggle to record their new album while trying to protect Starr from a sinister cult and a pair of mad scientists, all of whom are obsessed with obtaining one of his rings. The soundtrack was released as an album, also called Help!
I think it's typical among Beatles fans to hold
A Hard Day's Night in higher regard than this one...and that's as it should be. But revisiting this film for the first time in I don't know how many years, I find myself just enjoying it for the fun, Fab film that it is, rather than apologizing for the film that it isn't.
The black-and-white performance clip above is watched by cultists of Kaili as indication of where their sacred sacrificial ring went. (We learn later that it was mailed to Ringo by the intended victim, who was a fan.) In the full sequence, cult leader Clang (Leo McKern) throws multi-colored darts at the screen and credits are shown.
The sacrificial ring (seen in close-up in the b&w clip above) always reminded me of one of those candy rings that they'd sell in gumball machines. I wonder if the film was a source of inspiration for that?
The Beatles' purely fictitious shared pad is very groovy...I always wanted a pit bed like John's!
Note that John's visually promoting his current book,
A Spaniard in the Works. Note also that the music stand on Paul's organ is filled with comic books--issues of
Action Comics,
Jimmy Olsen, and
Superman can be seen in the above scene and a later one:
The cultists make a couple of attempts at grabbing the ring via covert means at the flat, then try to bribe Paul and John the next day when they're leaving their pad.
Clang: Hey, Be-atle, you shall have fun, eh?
John: No thanks, I'm rhythm guitar and mouth organ.
This is also where Ahme (Eleanor Bron) starts flirting with Paul. (Offscreen, she's rumored to have had a liaison with John.) The bit of Bond-spoofing music that precedes the title song on the US version of the soundtrack album occurs as the cultists proceed to tail the Beatles, encountering mishaps with their vehicle, which is apparently coin operated.
Other attempts to grab the ring are made in various places, accompanied by stylized onscreen numbers, including this one:
I still get a good chuckle out of the laughing bit at the end.
Immediately following that is the movie's next musical sequence...the Beatles performing John's "Your Going to Lose That Girl" in the studio. (Stay tuned for the album review!) This is quite a visually striking sequence for a simple in-story performance segment...sort of a color answer to the rehearsal sequence of "And I Love Her" in
A Hard Day's Night. The song is followed by another attempt on the ring in the studio, involving sawing a circle around Ringo's drum set from the floor below.
Producer: Boys, are you buzzing?
The follow-up line innocently jokes on this sounding like "bussing"...when the Beatles were, by their own account, buzzing throughout the making of this film! Anyroad, Ahme covertly helps Ringo escape from having the ring removed via chainsaw!
An instrumental piece based on "She's a Woman" plays as the cultists conduct surveillance on the Beatles in public...including from a Mr. Whippy truck. By this point the lads start seeking information about their situation, starting at an Indian restaurant staffed entirely by Englishmen, but with one resident "from the mystic East". An instrumental of "A Hard Day's Night" is played by Indian musicians (gradually replaced by the cultists) in this scene. It was during the filming of this scene that George was introduced to the sitar, kicking off his trend-setting interest in Indian music.
Also, Jeremy Lloyd (who also had a bit role in AHDN and was later a
Laugh-In regular) is a patron in the restaurant. The Beatles manage to learn a bit about what's going on in this scene before they're attacked again.
Following up at a jeweler's, they learn that the ring itself is basically indestructible, as it breaks all of his tools.
John: Jeweler, you've failed!
Thus they proceed to see the scene-stealing mad scientist Tiberius Foot (Victor Spinetti) and his assistant, Algernon (Roy Kinnear):
Foot: Fantastic! With a ring like that, I could--Dare I say it?--rule the world.
Ahme comes to the rescue again and, as a relatively peaceful interlude, the boys take her back to their apartment and perform John's "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away". I really wish some of the music sequences were available on YouTube.
One of my favorite exchanges in the film occurs after this. I suppose it would be considered too culturally insensitive to post without at least censoring the offending compass point.
Ahme (pulling out a huge hypodermic needle): I have here...
[George faints at the sight of it.]
John: Now see what you've done with your filthy ******* ways.
Ahme: No! It is Clang, the high priest, who is filthy in his ******* ways!
John (in mock Holmesian accent): How do we know you're not just as filthy, and sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy, when you've lulled us with your filthy ******* ways?
Paul: What filthy ways are these?
Ahme announces that because it's a new day, Ringo has now become the sacrificial victim. The catch is that they have to paint him red before they kill him, which leads to some comical difficulties. Next comes the big attack on the Beatles' pad, accompanied by music from Wagner's Prelude to Act III from
Lohengrin. This sequence includes the girl-pleasing "Exciting Adventure of Paul on the Floor," and is punctuated by Foot and Algernon driving the cultists away at gunpoint to make their own attempt on the ring. That fails when the gun jams, making Foot wish he had a Luger like a properly equipped mad scientist.
Then we get a change of scene as the Beatles try to get away from things by taking a skiing trip to the Alps...as introduced by the classic sequence for "Ticket to Ride". George in his top hat reminds me of his later pal Tom Petty. Interestingly, the fadeout of the song used in the version of the film that I have is different from the track on the British/current album. More attempts by both the cultists and scientists ensue, including a bomb in a curling stone, which gives us my favorite quotable line in the film...
George: Hey, it's a thingie--A FIENDISH THINGIE!
Another instrumental piece based on "She's a Woman" plays in a subsequent attack by the cultists.
The Beatles return to London and seek the help of another scene-stealer--Patrick Cargill as a Scotland Yard superintendent who has a habit of describing everything and everyone as "famous," and does an impression of Ringo on the phone that's not a bit like Cagney. Filling him in on the situation...
Ringo: They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion from ours...I think.
After an attack via bow and arrow in his office, the Superintendent arranges "protection" for their recording session the following day...an outdoor recording studio is set up on Salisbury Plain, surrounded by army soldiers and tanks within sight of Stonehenge. This is the setting of the the combined musical sequence for George's "I Need You" and Paul's "The Night Before". Prior single B-side "She's a Woman" also makes an appearance via reel-to-reel tape, which Ahme uses to fool the cultists into thinking that they're digging directly under the Beatles...causing their detonation of explosives "exactly one millionth of all the high explosive exploded in one week of the Second World War" (It says so on the box!) to miss the band by a good ways. The
1812 Overture plays when the cultists destroy the tank that they think the Beatles are escaping in with cannon fire.
The boys proceed to seek protection at Buckingham Palace, where we get some very amusing banter as John and Paul try to convince Ringo to sacrifice his finger for the good of the group.
John: No doubt about it, we're risking our lives to preserve a useless member!
Even this proves to be no sanctuary for the Beatles, as Foot and Algernon get in disguised as palace guards to use their Relativity Condenser...which, fortunately for the boys, blows the Royal Fuse. (The subtitles of the film and multiple online sources identify this gadget, which slows down time in its field of effect, as a "relativity cadenza"....which makes no sense and is likely just a passed-down misunderstanding of how Spinetti pronounces "condenser".) In a subsequent attempt by the cultists, Ringo finds himself trapped with a man-eating tiger in the cellar of a pub...but the Superintendent knows how to lull it into a passive state...
Superintendent: All you have to do is sing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" from the famous Ninth Symphony in D minor.
John (down to Ringo through the trap door): Of course, why didn't you think of that, you twit!?!
The Beatles decide that another change of locale is in order...
(It's funny how much some of them look like they would just a few years later.)
The sequence for Paul's "Another Girl" ensues on a beach, which includes Paul strumming a bikini-clad blonde like a guitar. Infamously, the Beatles kind of shot themselves in the foot deciding on the Bahamas as a filming location, as they filmed there in winter when it was too cold to enjoy the locale.
Ahme shows the boys the sacrificial temple that Clang has had transported from the East, and the boys find themselves on the run from the cultists again...but decide to "go back and get 'em" while circling on their bikes like schoolboys. An instrumental piece based on "A Hard Day's Night" plays as they're lured into another trap, of which they're wary...
Superintendent: Oh, come on lads, don't be windy. Where's that famous pluck?
John: I haven't got any, have you, George?
George: Did have.
Paul: I have had.
Ringo: I will have--read on!
A jazzy instrumental based on "From Me to You" plays as Ringo is nabbed not by the cultists, but by the scientists. George looks like he's having too much fun hanging onto the back of their car. After George calmly loosens a wheel while they're having trouble getting the vehicle restarted, he and Ringo hook back up with the others...
John (pointing at the Superintendent): He's got a plan.
Superintendent: Yes.
Paul: A very famous plan.
Superintendent: Yes.
John: Superintendent, you have a plan, haven't you...
Superintendent: Yes. You see...
John: ...Superintendent?
Superintendent: I've got a plan.
More "A Hard Day's Night" instrumental plays as the cultists make various attempts at the other Beatles disguised as Ringo, and the cultists responsible are gradually nabbed by the police. But finally the scientists manage to nab the real Ringo, and Foot plans to surgically extract his finger on a boat. Ahme boards to rescue him bearing more shrinking serum (the stuff that was in the huge needle in the earlier scene, which Paul got a good accidental dose of), and Foot becomes more interested in that than the ring. Thus Ringo and Ahme are easily able to evacuate the boat, only to be nabbed by the cultists.
Which brings us to the climactic scene, in which Ringo is tied down on the beach for sacrifice. Seeing the others approaching into a trap, in an act of courage he tries to warn them...which, as hinted at a couple of times earlier in the film, is all it takes for the ring to slip off his finger. The title song is reprised during the comical chaos that ensues, which involves the Beatles, cultists, Bahaman police, and scientists, and during which the ring changes hands many times.
After an onscreen dedication to Elias Howe, inventor of the sewing machine, the overture to
The Barber of Seville plays over the kaleidoscopic end credits sequence.
Wiki said:
Help! inspired The Monkees TV series, while its pop art style also influenced the Batman TV series and the direction of the contemporary advertising industry. Although Lester's depiction of Indian culture was largely negative and stereotypical, the film's focus on Kali and other Hindu themes anticipated the counterculture's fascination with Indian philosophy and music.
As already noted, George had a more direct hand in that last part.
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I can't believe this got past the 60s censors.
Another case where the times being more innocent allowed them to be more bawdy with double entendre, because people didn't just immediately think of the naughty angle.
maybe Elvis will show up in Dragnet.
I'm sure that Webb/Friday would have had a field day with him in the '50s version...greasy-haired JD!
Why would they skip Forever People?
There was a tendency to leave them out in later revivals of the Fourth World properties...no doubt because the concept seemed too dated.
And FWIW, the continuity of the revivals is all over the place, which started when they gave Jack license to ignore the first revival from the late '70s.
There's also a four-issue Omnibus edition that looks good, but is not available for Kindle and is super-expensive.
If I had to choose from the options available, I'd just get individual digital issues...but then, I went through the trouble of collecting original issues as reader's copies.
Yes, please and thank you!
I was fortunate in that exact release dates were available for all; JO was on one of those odd monthly-but-skipped-some-months schedules, I think, and the other three titles were bimonthlies, so they tended to come out a month earlier than monthlies showing the same cover date.
This just lists title, issue number, and release date; I didn't put in the cover dates.
I said:
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 133 (08/25/70)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 134 (10/13/70)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 135 (11/24/70)
Forever People 1 (12/01/70)
New Gods 1 (12/22/70)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 136 (01/14/71)
Mister Miracle 1 (01/14/71)
Forever People 2 (02/02/71)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 137 (02/18/71)
New Gods 2 (02/18/71)
Mister Miracle 2 (03/16/71)
Forever People 3 (04/01/71)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 138 (04/13/71)
New Gods 3 (04/20/71)
Mister Miracle 3 (05/18/71)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 139 (05/25/71)
Forever People 4 (06/01/71)
New Gods 4 (06/15/71)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 141 (07/08/71)
Mister Miracle 4 (07/15/71)
Forever People 5 (08/03/71)
New Gods 5 (08/17/71)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 142 (08/19/71)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 143 (09/07/71)
Mister Miracle 5 (09/16/71)
Forever People 6 (10/05/71)
New Gods 6 (10/14/71)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 144 (10/19/71)
Mister Miracle 6 (11/11/71)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 145 (11/18/71)
Forever People 7 (12/02/71)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 146 (12/21/71)
New Gods 7 (12/21/71)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 147 (01/13/72)
Mister Miracle 7 (01/13/72)
Forever People 8 (02/01/72)
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 148 (02/17/72)
New Gods 8 (02/17/72)
Mister Miracle 8 (03/16/72)
Forever People 9 (04/04/72)
New Gods 9 (04/18/72)
Mister Miracle 9 (05/11/72)
Forever People 10 (06/01/72)
New Gods 10 (06/15/72)
Mister Miracle 10 (07/13/72)
Forever People 11 (08/01/72)
New Gods 11 (08/17/72)
Mister Miracle 11 (09/14/72)
I didn't work the list up past the 1972 cover dates, but from there you can just read
Mister Miracle 12-18.
They're worth reading in order, too, as there is some unveiling of background, concepts, and mysteries going on across the titles. I should also note that the
Jimmy Olsen storylines weave in and out of the Fourth World.