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50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 2)
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"Ugh, Wilderness"
Originally aired February 5, 1970
Wiki said:
Ann and Donald leave the crash site and find a cabin to stay in. Her father sends out a search party.
So it's kind of like that
Incredible Hulk two-parter, but the pilot lives and Ann isn't amnesiac with her face wrapped in bandages and pulling Donald around on a makeshift sled.
After finding a spot to land, John, the pro pilot, strikes out to find help while Ann and Donald try to stay warm in the plane, having been unsuccessful in building a fire. They were heading to Vermont to stay at Mr. Marie's cabin with him, so Lew starts making calls trying to find them. When John hasn't returned for a while, they strike out on their own, but shortly after John returns to the plane with rangers. They try to camp by the plane but don't have any matches either. (Some rangers!)
Ann and Donald find a cabin, break into it, find matches, and get a fire going, which they fuel by breaking chairs. They try to keep themselves occupied with word games and fed with the contents of Ann's purse--chewing gum, soda crackers, and mints. When they wake up late the next morning and are ready to set out into the wilderness, a bellboy comes in with a couple who are renting the cabin. They learn that they were only two minutes from the hotel where Mr. Marie was making his calls!
"Oh, Donald" count:
10 (including the first words in the episode--no recap!)
"Oh, Daddy" count:
2
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Ironside
"The Wrong Time, the Wrong Place"
Originally aired February 5, 1970
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Ed's relationship with a starlet is jeopardized by her feelings about his gun.
Team Ironside is staking out an airport for an arriving suspect named Riker (Ken Drake) when they're annoyed that actress Vivian Page (Tiffany Bolling) is debarking from the same plane, resulting in lots of unexpected press. Riker makes a point of bumping into Page before attempting to flee from a group of shady-looking types (one of whom, Maxon, is instantly recognizable as Paul Carr) and getting run down by a runway vehicle. TI searches his luggage and clothes and can't find the key to a safety deposit box that contains $250,000 in stolen money. The Chief deduces that the former pickpocket must have planted the key on Page, so he sends Ed to check her out.
At Page's hotel, Ed finds Vivian disarmingly down-to-earth, and when he doesn't find the key, she makes it clear that she's open for an invitation to dinner. While they're dining, her general dislike of cops comes up, though Ed tries to explain what he gets out of his job--helping people, protecting the city, that jazz. When they return to her suite, they find that it's been ransacked. Ed draws his gun while verifying that the perp isn't still there, and she's disturbed at the sight of it.
Meanwhile, the rest of TI review some film and recognize two of the three shady types, Walker (Frank Maxwell) and Maxon, so the Chief deduces that they must have been his double-crossed partners in the robbery. They proceed to Page's hotel to follow up with Ed, and Page's countercultural sensitivities come out--how she doesn't believe in violence or putting people in cages, and welcomes the suspects to whatever they want. The Chief takes the opportunity to call out her naivete regarding their motives and methods. A gossip columnist, Maggie Winstead (Peggy Stewart), drops by at Ironside's invitation, and he shares the information that he wants her to print about the affair, attempting to lure the robbers with the possibility of the key being in a coat that was being serviced at the time of the ransacking, which Ed had already checked. Winstead sees through the Chief's ploy, but plays along with the promise of getting the real story when the time comes. The suspects read the column and Maxon smells the trap, but comes to the assumption that Ironside must know where the key is.
Vivian insists on leaving her cocoon of police protection, so Ed takes her on a sightseeing tour of rear-projected Frisco. Meanwhile, the Chief has deduced from reviewing the film that Riker only made a show of bumping into Page, but actually slipped the key into the breast pocket of her manager, Michael Webber (George Petrie).
I'd just been thinking about how we weren't getting enough LOL-worthy gruff moments from Ironside these days when...
Vivian: Ed says I should forgive you, that sometimes you're gruff but you don't really mean it.
Ironside: Ed is sometimes inaccurate--I'm always gruff and I do mean it.
The Chief has Vivian wear the coat with the key in it to a premiere that she's attending, and the baddies hijack her limo and take it from her at gunpoint, assuming that Ironside must not have found it in the coat. The Chief makes it clear afterward that this is all according to plan, but Vivian is pretty shook up about the experience and finds herself feeling very mixed up about Ed, because of the conflict between how she feels for him and what he does.
Maxon makes his attempt at retrieving the money from the safety deposit box and is nabbed by police waiting for him, Ironside having tracked the box from the manufacturer's number on the key. Vivian has a last meeting with Ed in front of the rear-projected Golden Gate Bridge and reveals that she's going back to New York, presumably to return to stage acting (mentioned earlier in the episode), as her experience with Ed forced her to take a look at herself and admit that the star her manager was trying to shape her into wasn't really her. There's an interesting effect as the last scene closes...the picture gradually shrinks, as if a camera were zooming out from a movie screen.
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Get Smart
"Witness for the Execution"
Originally aired February 6, 1970
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KAOS agent Dietrich has decided to defect and become an informant. Although this is good news, the Chief is still concerned, seeing that no KAOS defector has ever lived long enough to testify. With the Smarts' nanny unavailable, the Chief's plan is to have Dietrich disguised as the nanny and staying with Max. The local KAOS branch hires the Exterminator (William Schallert), a top assassin (and accountant) for hire, who uses his arsenal of booby traps, arrows, and bombs to try to kill Dietrich. A spoof of Witness for the Prosecution.
When KAOS operative and mortician Vogel (Joseph Bernard) hires the Exterminator, a.k.a. Earl Kibbee, we learn that mentioning CONTROL makes him lose control--what a crazy hitman! Dietrich (Fabian Dean) is brought into Max's apartment through the window disguised as a firefighter, and underneath his coat is disguised as a woman for purposes of his cover...but Kibbee is already in the apartment, posing as a plumber.
Kibbee tries to kill Dietrich with a gun hidden by a picture, a bow and arrow from the apartment across the street, and "the old bomb in a bon-bon box trick," but Max tosses the bomb out the window and it detonates near Kibbee. He survives, looking like a cartoon character who'd been in an explosion, to confront Max and Dietrich in the parking garage. Max manages to get the drop on him, but a falling piece of plaster hits Dietrich in the head, causing him to lose his memory...where all of his information was stored.
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The Brady Bunch
"The Big Sprain"
Originally aired February 6, 1970
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While Carol is away caring for her sick Aunt Mary, Alice sprains her ankle after slipping on some Chinese Checkers left out by the kids. Mike punishes all the kids by saying they will undertake Alice's job until the doctor says Alice is well enough to work again. Things do not go so well at first, but improve markedly as the kids learn to cooperate.
Alice also has to miss the Annual Meat Cutters' Ball, for which she bought a dress.
The first morning, the boys don't even want to have breakfast because the girls are such a mess in the kitchen. (The possibility of the boys or Mike making food doesn't come up.) Mike won't eat anything either when he finds out that it's all been on the floor. That evening, Alice gets pretty concerned when she finds out that Greg has flooded the dog house with the sprinklers and Jan has caused her own flood with the washing machine.
Mike makes a business call at Sam's shop and tells him the news. Sam later comes over with flowers, but Alice is upset to learn that he plans to go to the ball anyway because he's on the entertainment committee. She makes some calls to try to find out who he's taking in her place.
When Carol calls, Mike makes an effort to hide the chaos from her. This motivates Marcia to approach Greg about organizing the kids to try harder. Their effort shows results and Mike is proud of them, but they feel that they're also responsible for messing up Alice's love life, so on the night of the ball, they unsuccessfully try to take her mind off of it...but then Sam shows up with a carnation, having skipped the ball despite his union status to spend the evening with her.
By the time Carol returns, Alice is back on her feet, but trips over her own vacuum cord...fortunately only injuring her pride.
Florence Henderson is nearly absent from the episode, appearing in only one scene on her end of the phone conversation.
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Adam-12
"Log 54: Impersonation"
Originally aired February 7, 1970
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An investigator for the Rampart division is suspected of defrauding residents of their money.
Reed and Malloy are eating at Duke's (though somebody else is manning the counter) when they're approached by Freddy Rivers (James McEachin), who runs a gym, about a police detective named Forest who bilked him out of $350. They quickly suspect an impersonator, but Reed doesn't understand why Lt. Moore and Sgt. MacDonald won't just approach the real Forest (John Hudson) to clear things up. They explain that if he is guilty, then he's a thief, not a police officer, and he'll be investigated at least as thoroughly as any other suspect.
On patrol, the officers respond to a 415 involving a woman (Virginia Gregg in curlers and a house robe) bashing up her car with a baseball bat out on the backlot, so that her drunk husband can't use it. All they can do is ask her to take the car around back so she's not creating a nuisance and a traffic hazard. Afterward they're approached by a pawnbroker (John Harmon) whose shop is across the street, who tells them how Forest took a gun from his shop, ostensibly because it was stolen, and threatened him to keep silent about it.
Next the officers see a woman about a 459 suspect, whom she saw climbing into the upstairs window of a neighboring house from a truck parked under it. They catch two men climbing out with valuables, but the burglars can't get away because Malloy has taken the keys from the ignition. After this, they get called to the gym because Rivers won't talk to the detective from Internal Affairs after the Forest incident.
Then the officers respond to a 484 at a garage, and spot a car that's been reported as stolen. They talk to the man picking it up, who calls himself Two Bits (Morris Erby), and claims that he's taking care of the car for Forest. Two Bits was going to meet the detective at Duke's, so Reed and Malloy go there and pretend to just be on a code seven, but get under the impostor's guard and grab him before he can pull a gun. At the station, Rivers identifies the fake Forest (William Hudson), and the real Forest starts to investigate. (Seems like that might be a conflict of interest.)
I think the gamble of rerecording from Me is paying off...they seem to be showing the commercials in the right spots, as well as the end credits.
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I know the timeline is wrong, but it would have been hilarious if Victor-in-Drag was played by Maureen McCormick.
How's the timeline wrong? This was during
Brady Bunch's first season, if that's what you mean. But the Bradys were still new to American households, so people may not have gotten the joke.
I'd seen Williams coming up on other shows in previous seasons, but found this guest appearance particularly noteworthy because he had his Brady gig at this point, so you'd think he would have been less available.
In the anticlimactic moment that follows, Jim goes into the other room and fires off a gun, just for the sense of closure.

A gun was fired in the climax, FWIW. For once the IMF's plan involved setting up a shooting but preventing it from happening.