How do we know that? How do we possibly have enough information about how Starfleet handles these kinds of situations to judge whether or not "it's BS?"
We don't.
You're right, I don't know how "Starfleet handles these things." But since it bears ZERO resemblance to how it would play out in the real world AND we've been told for 50+ years that Starfleet is better than the modern day world, I'd expect it to be no worse than how things would play out if something similar went down at my job as an accountant or whatever.
That is a supremely ridiculous argument.