Why did Garak make a pilgrimage to Seattle?
To visit the Space Needle!
To visit the Space Needle!
Bad Trek Jokes, Part II
- Thread starter Lord Garth
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Why do Garak's plans sound so fishy?
Well, he is Codassian.
Well, he is Codassian.
Why is Garak so deeply generous to charities?
He loves a worthy gauze.
He loves a worthy gauze.
Who was Garak's role model in the Obsidian Order?
Plaid the Impaler.
Plaid the Impaler.
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a duck, a vulcan, a horse and one andorian with two broken arms walks into a bar.
which one of them are capable of ordering 4 drinks?
which one of them are capable of ordering 4 drinks?
the vulcan and the andorian, because ducks and horses dont speak humanoid?
Who is the most despised Trill Symbiant?
Tax.
Tax.
Which Trill Symbiant is the most indolent?
Lax.
Lax.
Which Trill Symbiant is the most chilled out?
Pax.
Pax.
Which Trill Symbiant is the most truthful?
Fax.
Fax.
I'm guessing the stickiest one will be Wax...
Which Trill Symbiant is the most useful?
Hax.
Hax.
Which Trill Symbiant is the most deaf?
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Captain pl1ngpl0ng
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what instrument does Sax play?
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Captain pl1ngpl0ng
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a Worf, a Targ, a basket of roots and Captain Picard was stranded on the wrong side of a large river.
On the other side was the shuttlepod.
Picard found a very small rowing boat, only enough room for Picard and one other item.
he must now get every thing over to the other side without anything getting eaten.
if he rows the Worf over first, the targ wil eat the roots, if Picard starts with the roots the Worf will eat the targ...
If he starts with the targ (the Worf dont eat roots) and then going back for the targ, the targ will eat the roots on the other side, if he goes back for the Worf.... the Worf will eat the targ on the other side ....
how does Picard get everything over safe and sound?
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On the other side was the shuttlepod.
Picard found a very small rowing boat, only enough room for Picard and one other item.
he must now get every thing over to the other side without anything getting eaten.
if he rows the Worf over first, the targ wil eat the roots, if Picard starts with the roots the Worf will eat the targ...
If he starts with the targ (the Worf dont eat roots) and then going back for the targ, the targ will eat the roots on the other side, if he goes back for the Worf.... the Worf will eat the targ on the other side ....
how does Picard get everything over safe and sound?
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Which Trill Symbiant joined with a German Shepherd?
Max.
Max.
Which Trill Symbiant was addicted to Doritos?
Snax.
Snax.
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