Captain Marvel (2019)

[dahj]

 

[Skipper]

Brie Larson showed up at a theater in New Jersey and served people popcorn and pop.

MISANDRY!!!

 

[StCoop]

You have to feel sorry for the MRAs today. They're probably feeling a bit impotent over their inability to achieve anything. Then again, feeling impotent's nothing new for them...

 

[Starfury]

Brie Larson showed up at a theater in New Jersey and served people popcorn and pop.

Proof that the movie is a flop. Her career is over.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Brie Larson showed up at a theater in New Jersey and served people popcorn and pop.

The best way to butter up your audience!

 

[The Nth Doctor]

There goes the manbabies' plan b, pit the two films against each other.

 

[Enterprise is Great]

I, uh, suppose I should put this between SPOILER tag...?

Nick Fury is shown washing dishes: The Top 5 Worst Male-Bashing Elements in Captain Marvel, according to some dingus

I washed dishes tonight. I guess I'm bashing males too despite being male? What bullshit.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Actually I'm getting ready to take an enormous dump on the patriarchy by washing some dishes too, and by hand.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Actually I'm getting ready to take an enormous dump on the patriarchy by washing some dishes too, and by hand.

Good lord man! Think of your poor oppressed brothers!

 

[The Nth Doctor]

So this would be a bad time to admit that I love washing dishes by hand?

 

[CorporalCaptain]

BBL. I'm going to do it, and cook also.

 

[Campe]

I washed dishes tonight. I guess I'm bashing males too despite being male? What bullshit.

I washed dishes *AND* I helped cook tonight. Welp, I must be a cuck!

Bullshit indeed.

 

[Nerys Myk]

I cooked and loaded the dishwasher.

 

[Ovation]

I was the stay at home parent and changed more diapers than my wife has had hot dinners. LAST decade. (And did the groceries, and the laundry, and...)

So where do I hand in my masculinity card?

 

[Awesome Possum]

As your female oppressor, I am pleased.

 

[Skipper]

We are a bunch a betas! (It's the right term?)

 

[Infern0]

Anyone catch the redlettermedia review? I'd be interested in people's thoughts.

 

[Captaindemotion]

I cooked and loaded the dishwasher.

Cucked, surely??

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Anyone catch the redlettermedia review? I'd be interested in people's thoughts.

My thoughts are that I'm passing on it.

 

[Infern0]

My thoughts are that I'm passing on it.

Is it because they are Maga incels?