Bana returns to reprise his role as Nero to rant and rave about the Federation not doing anything to prevent Romulus from being destroyed. He seeks revenge on Picard and after that his quest to destroy Vulcan.
Dumbest Picard show idea's!
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Picard is brainwashed by a evil alien race called the CBSians to destroy the Prime Universe. Each week he hunts down and kills his former shipmates. In the pilot episode he goes on a grand adventure to bring Data back to life. Only to kill him as he begs Data to forgive him by Yelling out 'THEY CONTROL MY MIND; FORGIVE ME" and then pulls the trigger. Then he pulls out a pad and crosses Data's name off it. Next on the list is Worf which leads into episode two.
Jason
Jason
Picard was working for Section 31 all along, the series is about him becoming the organisations Director and completing his mission to make an alliance with the Borg, following his orchestrated assimilation.
I like this
Jean-Luc Picard is retired to his Chateau, the last living Picard, a sad broken man making starships in a bottle while his mind is riddled with disease. No family, his old colleagues have either passed or moved onto grand adventures throughout the four quadrants.
Then, one day, Captain Kirk shows up, much older than last time, to ask Picard for his help in a mission. "But you're dead!"
"I got better, thanks to him." Just then the Prophet Benjamin Sisko materializes in the Chateau. "I am of Bajor."
Picard runs to his panic room, confident in his growing insanity. Dead people are tormenting him. Is it the irumodic syndrome? Or Q? Or just an undigested piece of beef?
"It's them, Jean-Luc," old Admiral Janeway, already in the room, responds. "They're really here. And they have spent decades trying to fix something very broken. The timeline."
"What the hell are you talking about?!"
"Ten years ago, Ambassador Spock travelled back in time following the Hobus hypernova. He started an alternate timeline that has been bleeding into ours, twisting and contorting events beyond recognition.
"If I go back, I'll revert into an infant. Kirk will be a frightened child. Sisko cannot interfere on our plane. But you, you have been inundated with anti-time. You're our in. We tell you where to go, and you fix history, one mission at a time.
"This is a vial of red matter. It's very volatile, but necessary for your journey. You will fix the timeline, and bring order out of chaos. You will be our Red Angel."
Then, one day, Captain Kirk shows up, much older than last time, to ask Picard for his help in a mission. "But you're dead!"
"I got better, thanks to him." Just then the Prophet Benjamin Sisko materializes in the Chateau. "I am of Bajor."
Picard runs to his panic room, confident in his growing insanity. Dead people are tormenting him. Is it the irumodic syndrome? Or Q? Or just an undigested piece of beef?
"It's them, Jean-Luc," old Admiral Janeway, already in the room, responds. "They're really here. And they have spent decades trying to fix something very broken. The timeline."
"What the hell are you talking about?!"
"Ten years ago, Ambassador Spock travelled back in time following the Hobus hypernova. He started an alternate timeline that has been bleeding into ours, twisting and contorting events beyond recognition.
"If I go back, I'll revert into an infant. Kirk will be a frightened child. Sisko cannot interfere on our plane. But you, you have been inundated with anti-time. You're our in. We tell you where to go, and you fix history, one mission at a time.
"This is a vial of red matter. It's very volatile, but necessary for your journey. You will fix the timeline, and bring order out of chaos. You will be our Red Angel."
Someone needs to photoshop Picard as an angel RIGHT NOW
Not bad.
I was going to say something about teaming up with Vash on architectural adventures but that actually sounds awesome.
So, Wesley becomes captain of a ship. Picard decides to travel around with him on the ship, giving him sage advice when he needs it. Always letting him know when is a good time to shut up.
So, Wesley becomes captain of a ship. Picard decides to travel around with him on the ship, giving him sage advice when he needs it. Always letting him know when is a good time to shut up.
Picard: "And we reach the final segment of the show. Okay, contestants, for sixty strips of gold-pressed latinum, how many lights do you see?"
(lights turn on behind him)
Nah, he retires to LaBarre and becomes a mystery writer. But for some reason murders happen all around LaBarre and cops are to incompetent to solve them, but Picard can.
The same terrorist attack nuked and destroyed Federation's founding homeworlds Earth, Vulcan, Andorian, etc. It turns out the terrorists are part of a mechanical race called the Kalyons. President Picard and the sole surviving old federation ship named USS Galactica must lead a small fleet containing 59000 survivors to find a new Earth and rebuild the Federation over there...
Contestant:THERE...ARE...FOUR....LIGHTS!!
Picard: There are five lights you SOB!!(pulls a trigger which gives the contestant an electronic shock) Now tell me again...how many lights do you see?
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That's a good one! LOL!
