Padme was a stand in for his mother.
Mommy Issues.
Or his Mommy Issues turned into Princess Issues.
Was Shmi a prostitute?
"No star cruiser is worth 2 slaves"
If Anikan got a little older was he going to be a prostitute too?
Seriously, some rando just bought Shmi because he fell in love with her while she performed her typical slave duties?
Totally a prostitute.
This would have tainted Anikan's desire to have a healthy sex life, well before all the jedi stuff got locked in. He can't pay for anonymous sex without drawing a parallel to all the men that paid Watto to sleep with his mother, and he can't be a man without paying for sex, since every role model from his youth, wandering in and out of his house, paid to have sex with his mother, and that money was the source of all his toys (including C-3po) and food.
As an engineer, I doubt that he could take a droid sex doll seriously, since he can see in his head the code behind all the droids communication and reactions to sex, and as a force user, I doubt that he could have sex with any "thing" that did not have soul or a brain stem, even though there are probably many life forms that are force resistant, and yet they're still people with souls.
O.
Watto is a being who's biology is not convivial or downright toxic to midichlorians? You could make an anti-midichlorian weapon from his species' biology... The Emperor is painted as a Nazi, because he seems to do horrible things to nonhumanoid life. What if he's trying to cancel out life forms that are force resistant to homogenise his powerbase to only force pliable drones?
So Anikan can't have sex in the usual places that other Jedi can.
I have no sympathy.
What about looking down through diverging timelines for sexual conquest?
That way Anikan can have sex with anyone in the future, while-then in the present derail that timeline, so that he does not have to deal with the consequences of mating with those persons... Because it never actually happened, similar to time remnants on The Flash.
The biological release would not travel back in time to alleviate his body of stress, which is why sex is medically necessary, so time-boinking through the fourth dimension would be a lack luster 2 dimension experience giving the kid no relief in the present, even if he could use this "mental tool" to do anything with zero consequences, and frankly even though he's only frakking time-phantoms, Anikan can still fall in love with any of his prognosticated fancy girls, and then has to deal with the double problem that he is deeply in love with women who have never met him, who are going to send him off the deep end into vivisecting children.
That time-whimey bullshit is going to be the final act to the final Star Wars movie.
Yoda, way back near the end of Phantom Menace, is going to finishing looking at all the potential timelines, time winds back though 12 sequels, where-then he tells Qui Gon Jinn that "No, this boy, you will teach not either." So the last movie ends, with no Darth Vader, and the beginning of a Golden Age with no Luke and Leia eiher.
The only %100 way for Anikan to have sex, and not gain the attachments that will drive him to the dark side, and genocide, is to murder all of his lovers post coitus immediately.
Oh.
He could just bang women that he hates.
The worst personalities, with bad ethics and inversed hygiene.
Of course hating someone intensely could drive you to the dark side as quickly as loveing someone else intensely, so you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.
Unless...
If Anikan was %100 straight, and cannot fall in love or loath with a man, then why not just have sex with men?
Beautiful and intelligent men that smell great.
Yup.
Final answer.
...Although the problem is that no one is %100 straight.
So on a long enough timeline, Anikan will fall in love with a dude, and then light the universe on fire.
I hate him.
