I've found it! I've found the Omega Particle!

[Strangerhand]

No, really! The Borg were looking for it, but I found it! Found it like some day last week or something.

Data about it is Classified and I'm not at liberty to speak about it further!

Nonetheless I must say, for whomever's benefit, that according to what the Borg believe about it, they might be in for somewhat of a disappointment. hehehehehe hmm...

 

[Butters]

No, really! The Borg were looking for it, but I found it! Found it like some day last week or something.

Data about it is Classified and I'm not at liberty to speak about it further!

Nonetheless I must say, for whomever's benefit, that according to what the Borg believe about it, they might be in for somewhat of a disappointment. hehehehehe hmm...

I don’t know what it is that you think you’ve found, but the omega partical is safe and sound, wrapped in tissue and tucked away in an England’s Glory matchbox, and kept out of sight in an old pewter tankard, on the top shelf in my grandad’s potting shed, in an eternally phased temporal state next to the new bypass. So don’t go looking.

 

[ItIsGreen]

I don’t know what it is that you think you’ve found, but the omega partical is safe and sound, wrapped in tissue and tucked away in an England’s Glory matchbox, and kept out of sight in an old pewter tankard, on the top shelf in my grandad’s potting shed, in an eternally phased temporal state next to the new bypass. So don’t go looking.

i thought that was the Jules Rimet trophy?

 

[Lynx]

Find it
Don't know where to find it
Find it
Don't know where to find it

Baby when you move me
You move real slow
I can't find it when I'm moving
Don't care how slow you go
Tried looking on a lover
while my pants were being pressed
I couldn't even find a sign
underneath your dress
I can't find it
Don't know how to find it
uh, uh, oh
Don't know where-come on, help me to
Find it
Don't know where to find it
Find it
Don't know where to find it

I got my nose open
Nothing up my sleeves
I've been looking down the alleyways
But all I found was Miss Elouise
She found it in a corner
but I lost it on the bus
So I ran back to the station
Didn't see my a** for dust
The man behind the window
just shook his head and spat
Said he couldn't help me find it
So I smiled and stole his hat
Ha!
So help me find it
Don't know where to find it
Find it
I won't mind if I just could find it
Don't know where to find it
Find it

Guitar solo

You can't hang it 'round your neck
You can't put it in a frame
You can try to stir your coffee with it
but it just won't taste the same
You kno-ooow what I'm talking about
I don't have to paint the picture no more
That's the price, that's the price I'm paying
'Cause everybody, EVERYBODY wanted more
Find it
I do believe I found it
Oh-oh

"Find It"
(Steve Marriott-Ronnie Lane)
Small Faces

 

[Leviathan]

...does it make a good mix with Scotch?

 

[tharpdevenport]

I found it behind the couch with Jesus.

 

[thribs]

The particles only appear at the beginning of the year for a month or so. Usually around the founding worlds.

 

[Strangerhand]

I'm making my deal with the Ferengi! They'd be very interested in data regarding the Omega Particle!

*abruptly burrows into the rocky ground like a Horta*

 

[Lynx]

I'm making my deal with the Ferengi! They'd be very interested in data regarding the Omega Particle!

*abruptly burrows into the rocky ground like a Horta*

I do hope that you are aware of the fact that you can't hang it around your neck or put it in a frame.
You can stir your coffee with it but it just won't taste the same.

You should also know that I've been looking down the alleyways but all I found was Miss Kes, not Miss Elouise.
She found it on a corner but I lost it on the bus.

You know what I'm talking about?
That's the price I have to pay.

So help me find it!
I don't know where to find it!

 

[Strangerhand]

So help me find it!
I don't know where to find it!

The Ferengi didn't show (and thus failed to acquire, idiots!), and I'm not giving it to the Borg. You take it! Though I'm highly skeptical of a Lyran claiming interest in Science, you keep this, you keep it safe. And don't tell the Borg! Don't tell the Romulans! Don't tell anyone! Except for the Ferengi. You can tell the Ferengi, but if you do, contact me before contacting them, see.

Here ya go, but, again, don't tell the Borg that it's flawed and imperfect! Transmitting now....

*A question fades onto this viewscreen, linked to what could be its answer...?*
A Geometrically-Structured Universe?

P.S.: If you happen to see things that looks like one of these:
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Horta?file=Horta_eggs.jpg ,
don't touch those! Those are my dinner!

 

[cosmic mouse]

I found it behind the couch with Jesus.

I found behind the couch with the peanut that Homer Simpson lost... wait, maybe that was Jesus.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

I found the Omega Particle but it immediately transformed the surrounding space to a true vacuum, which is now expanding outward at the speed of light. So, yeah, universe is about to blink out of existence. Sorry. My bad.

 

[Qonundrum]

No worries, the Hand of Omega contains the script so we'll still get to find out.

 

[Lynx]

The Ferengi didn't show (and thus failed to acquire, idiots!), and I'm not giving it to the Borg. You take it! Though I'm highly skeptical of a Lyran claiming interest in Science, you keep this, you keep it safe. And don't tell the Borg! Don't tell the Romulans! Don't tell anyone! Except for the Ferengi. You can tell the Ferengi, but if you do, contact me before contacting them, see.

Here ya go, but, again, don't tell the Borg that it's flawed and imperfect! Transmitting now....

*A question fades onto this viewscreen, linked to what could be its answer...?*
A Geometrically-Structured Universe?

P.S.: If you happen to see things that looks like one of these:
https://goo.gl/images/v6KcQc,
don't touch those! Those are my dinner!

The Ferengi said:
"It doesn't, and you can't!
I won't, and it don't!
IT hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't
And it shouldn't
It couldn't!"
He told me "No no no!"
I told him "Yes yes yes"!

And I stiiiiiiillllll haven't found what I'm looking for!

 

[Sophie74656]

I found it behind the couch with Jesus.

All that is behind my couch is my cat's stash of toys