^ Ouch? Where's the ouch? 
I mean, is there any REASON to invent a ridiculously convoluted explanation for the phrase "Number One"? That's a common nickname for a starship's first officer, and everyone knows it. Why make things any more complicated than that?

I mean, is there any REASON to invent a ridiculously convoluted explanation for the phrase "Number One"? That's a common nickname for a starship's first officer, and everyone knows it. Why make things any more complicated than that?