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Spoilers Cooking recipes.

My meat eating day are decades in the past, so I don't have any recipes handy, but since they are basically sentient space cows, every recipe dealing with cow meat should do.

I remember Tafelspitz tasting quite good, back when I thought meat tasted good, so, yeah, Kelpian Tafelspitz is what I would cook
 
lol I knew what this thread was gonna be before I opened it.

BTW soup is delightful.

Maybe a Kelpien Smash Burger for me :D
 
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They should be steamed in the tears born from pity and waste. Tenderise them first by throwing them under a bus.

Provide Starfleet badges for toothpicks.
 
BTW, are we 100% sure Burnham ate Saru? They all kinda look the same:
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Or am I being scifi-racist for thinking that? J/K :D
But seriously, isn't it funny that Saru is the shortest of the three kelpians presented?
 
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