Christ, you'all are carrying on about this like it's the American Civil War or something, and it's a show with a gelatinous crewman making dick jokes versus a show with a huggable tardigrade who travels through space. You can all do with not taking it so damn seriously.
About the Tradigrade, it travels thorough space via MUSHROOMS...YOU FORGOT THE MUSHROOMS! (If you're going to get technical - get it right!)


