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Photoshop Hair Onto These Klingons

Can someone tweet the best of these at the show account or the writers (which is an adorable wall, really, joining the dots with actors, crew & writers, e.g. here) - I think they'll enjoy these :) Or the designers Neville Page & Glenn Hetrick - I think they will enjoy these (and have shared images of hairy klingons in the past).
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I don't have twitter, but please, if we spam Neville Page and the writers enough, I think they might do it in season two.
 
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Somehow this makes me wonder if Klingons have superhero comics and movies, and if they have an equivalent to Superman who just puts on a pair of glasses as his disguise.
Let's see, you'd need a Klingon who escaped the destruction of his homeworld and the death of his highborn biological parents, traveled across hundreds of light years in a spaceship, and comes to be raised by a pair of elderly humans on a farm in relative anonymity, only to be thrust back into his people's politics as ruthless renegades from out of the Zone try to force him to kneel before them.

The Klingons would also have a primitive, bestial form they could revert to under genetic modification with bone spurs popping out of their faces and wicked teeth:


When he's feeling contemplative, he flies off to his Fortress of Solitude in the ice:


Later, our hero dons the commanding red colors he was always meant to wear, along with the crest of his house. He runs in the same circles as a junior reporter whose first name starts with a "J," and has a personal acquaintance named Alexander (Lex for short) who may grow up to resent him. Time travel hijinks occasionally ensue, and he has miniature friends in a airtight container.


With all those clues, I'm willing to lay my cards on the table and say that Worf, Son of Mogh of the House of Mogh, is the Klingon Superma...


Oh, crap, where'd he go? He was right here a minute ago. Quick, let's ask that bespectacled man in the beauty contestant sash with the strange bald spot and the Rachel from Friends hairdo if he saw Worf.
 
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Well the T'Kuvma prequel comic shows a Klingon with hair, but its only on the back of their head, where the ridges stop.
Which makes sense, that is how it was in TNG, they never had hair over the ridges.
 
Yep. Thats been my joke theory for a while.

Baldness to them is like a beard to hipsters of today. Hipster Klingons. I won't accept any other explination.
Lies! It's a really bad case of Klingon alopecia, but for them to admit it would be considered a sign of weakness.
 
Well the T'Kuvma prequel comic shows a Klingon with hair, but its only on the back of their head, where the ridges stop.
Which makes sense, that is how it was in TNG, they never had hair over the ridges.
Yes, by human standards, all Klingons have been mostly bald except the TOS/Augment ones. What we refer to as their "forehead" really includes a good half of their cranium. In TSFS, some even had fully bald craniums:

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