The Flat Earth.... "Thing."

I just did, happy?

 

I'd love to see a Flat Earther try and get a job as an airline pilot . I'd be almost willing to pay to see and hear that job interview, especially when the questions turn to aerial navigation and circling the world..

 

Don't airline pilots have to pass a rigorous psych evavluation? I mean, even if it somehow didn't come up in the interview, they ought to be weeded out before they ever waste time trying to train them.

 

A small number seem to have worked out how to spoof such evaluations in recent years...

 

Simple enough - they lie...

 

If the Earth is flat and water falls off the edge into space then there should be a freaking gigantic galactic sheet of freaking ice under the freaking Earth. If the Earth is flat where do we get our constant supply of water from if all of the water is running off of the freaking edge of the planet?

It doesn't rain all of the time so the water must be coming up from under the flat Earth somewhere.

Maybe the Earths freaking exposed planetary core that is freaking hot as hell melts the gigantic galactic sheets of ice and due to vacuum from a volcano sucks the freaking water back into the Earth that then pushes the molten lava back to the surface of the planet.

But then again I forgot about the freaking immense amount of steam that would be produced that would freeze in space thus creating a nearly circular Earth. Or if you live on the falling off the Earth edges a square at least.

If the Earth is flat then why doesn't the Sun and Moon travel across the sky in straight line at the exact same measurable height from the flat Earth on daily basis?

If the Earth is flat then why are there hills and valleys?

....Unbelievable.

 

Maybe if they stopped watching Pirates of the Caribbean and believed a ship that floats up side down transports to another universe they might have a chance.

Not doing drugs is also a good start, well at least the good drugs for them would be a good start.

 

There is no hyper dimensional viewpoint sparky.

 

If the earth is flat what is living near the edge like? Can you peek over the side?

 

Flat earthers can't lean over the edge because" A little leaning, is a dangerous thing".......

No...tough room. lol

 

Try engaging your humor recognition software.

 

I wonder if any flat Earth believers have ever personally gone on a long-distance flight, or any kind of flight for that matter.

Kor

 

This is one of the flat earthers kooky arguments:

 

And so the United States just hides if you fly directly from Australia to Africa I guess.

 

That you actually have to refute the claims of people like flat earthers.

 

I'll see your flat earthers, and raise you PLANES ARE FAKE HOLOGRAMS!!

 

I just can't.

Never mind that the person that uploaded it needs medication

 

Around the world in 80 days seems a bit redundant now. lol

 

Around the disk in 80 days.....

Gasp!! Earth is the discworld