Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #517: Dress like a Romulan Day

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to the new contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "Operating Parameters Strictly Guided by Plot" Award, going to shivkala for:

Riker: Is there anything transporters can't do?

Geordi: Stay consistent from week to week in how they work and what they're able to do?


Next, we have the "Sounds Great, but is a REALLY Bad Sign" Award, going to CorporalCaptain for:

Scotty: When I was here, I could tell you the speed that we were traveling by the feel of the deck plates. Why do you think I needed to drink this stuff, anyway? It wasn't remotely safe, was it?


Next, we have the "Product Placement" Award, going to iflatabledalek for:

Picard: Boy do Dysons suck.


Next, we have the "Somethin's Cookin" Award, going to Orac for:

Scotty: My biscuits are burning!


Next, we have the "We only have a few recurring characters on this show and you're not one of them!" Award, going to Smellincoffee for:

Picard: We're happy you came. Please never do it again.


So many wonderful Photoshops! There was no way to choose just one winner, so I chose 3!

First, Nerys Myk for:

Next, Triskelion for:

Picard: I've always known - I'd die from a Teletubby Sun KISS Baby.

And Gary7 for:

PICARD: "What is this 'holy grail' you speak of?"

Our KBL goes to Finn for:

Picard: Tell me...Did Kirk really believe he met Gabriel Bell on this bridge?


Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, continuing in Season 6, Deanna Troi goes undercover and no one knew she was gone until she comes on screen. (I know she was at a conference, but nobody thought to let the crew know she was gone?)

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Yup, this is the most realistic wig they had Marina Sirtis wear during the series.

Troi: The Tal-Shiar knows your real name is Taris.

N'Vek: I actually like the 4 foot model over the 6 foot model.

Pilot: I am so gonna disruptor you for saying that.

Data: Your seat fillers have arrived, Captain.

Crusher: Why did you come to sickbay to get your Romulan make-up removed? You weren't surgically altered, you were wearing a Romulan mask that cost 2 slips of latinum.

 

[Hutchy01]

Picard: Will, I told you after the last time, Get them delivered straight to your quarters, we don't want to see them.

 

[Triskelion]

T4TW LeadHead!

Rakal: Oh crap!
N'Vek: The prospect of having to work for a living?
Rakal: No - the injustice of totalitarian - OF COURSE THE WORKING FOR A LIVING THING!!!
N'Vek: Oh, did you never sense this coming?

Toreth: So why are we heading into the Neutral Zone, anyway?
Rakal: So the Empire can have space to turn around without knocking everything off the shelf with its ginormous shoulders.
N'Vek: Been there!

Toreth: What is it?
N'Vek: A viewscreen, but that's not important right now.

Picard: Get Geordi up here with that Dyson he was bragging about all last week.

Beverly: I removed the ridiculous brow ridges and ears; but I couldn't do anything about the ridiculous accent.
Troi: Hey! It's my natural accent!
Beverly: That's not what Worf's mom told me.

 

[Tenacity]

Crusher:
"This is a good look for you Deanna, seriously you should keep it."

 

[Orac]

Thanks for the win!

Troi: I've called you here to discuss a subject of utmost importance. Do these shoulder pads make my bum look fat?

 

[JirinPanthosa]

TROI: Oh no. I just realized Romulan-face is going to be construed as racist!

TROI: So the reason I called you all here today is to discuss our national haircut. The bowl cuts really look terrible on us, and I think it's time we update our look.
TORETH: TREASON!

N'VEK: Captain, we need to be careful. The Enterprise is equipped with heavy plot armor. Recommend we do not attack.

400 years after the fact, planking finally made it to Romulus.

TROI: So how did you put my hair back to its full normal length after it was all shaved off?
BEVERLY: Shh, we don't ask those kinds of questions.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: Thank, god. For a moment I thought I was a Romulan.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Thanks for the win!

Troi: All I'm saying is, we'd look more intimidating if we weren't wearing grey quilts.

Crusher: If you want, I can keep the ears.
Troi: Why would I want the ears?
Crusher, sotto: Men like the ears. *wink*

 

[shivkala]

Thanks for the win!

Troi: Oh no, the Romulans have all fled the ship...I'm HOME ALONE!

Troi: Shoulder pads, the table design, the furniture, and the neon light behind me, tell me, why do Romulans love the 1990's so much?

N'Vek: Contact the Federation, this will not stand!

Pilot: Sir, they don't offer the "30 minutes or it's free" guarantee anymore.

N'Vek: Well, I don't want cold pizza, do you?

Picard: Damn Hippies and their protests! What's it about this time?

Riker: What it's always about...legalizing it!

TROI: So how did you put my hair back to its full normal length after it was all shaved off?
BEVERLY: Shh, we don't ask those kinds of questions.

Troi: Oh, right! Can't let the Captain know about the cure for baldness you have.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Red uniformed conn officer: "Sir, our deus ex machina alert just went off."

 

[Jedman67]

CRUSHER: "How are you feeling, Deanna?"
TROI: "I'd feel better after assisating the Bald One. He's been asking too many questions."
CRUSHER: "Pointed questions?"
TROI: "The red-haired Doctor is coming perilously close to becoming a red-shirt doctor!"

 

[Jedman67]

Red uniformed conn officer: "Sir, our deus ex machina alert just went off."

Can you try reuploading the picture? It looks too small.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Toreth: Major Rakal, what precisely do you mean by "Go Fish"?

Susan Ivanova: What am I doing in THIS universe?

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Can you try reuploading the picture? It looks too small.

Sorry. I don't have anything bigger.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CRUSHER: One last thing. Going from a Romulan ship to the higher humidity of a Federation vessel may have side effects.
TROI: Is this about my hair?

 

[inflatabledalek]

TFTW LH!

Troi: Oh sure. Spock was allowed to pass as a Romulan without the silly forehead but nooooooooooooooo I have to spend an extra hour in make-up.

Troi: Why are you sitting over there? Do I smell?

Romulan: OK, it's a long shot. But if we kidnap the engineer, put a bug in his visor and use it to see the frequency of the shields, we could win this.

Romulan 2: Nah, they'd just change the frequency wouldn't they? And they're not going to forget they can just fire all their weapons at once. It will never work.

Riker: Hey, these are the Romulan senators who have all the information about the Remans!

Picard: Pft. Like that will ever come in handy.

Crusher: The results are back and I can confirm that since the producers put you in a proper uniform that made you more than just a pair of tits a voice occasionally floats from the quality of your writing has increased 500%.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD:Call security. Tell them we have a code 10-07. Three dead Romulans on the bridge.
DATA:I thought that was a 10-82.
PICARD: No, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Commander Riker's quarters.

 

[Orac]

Womulan 1: If you're weally the infamous Counsellor Deanna Twoi of the Starship Enterpwise, then pwove it.
Womulan 2: Show us them titties!
Troi: Um... Ok.

Not Troi: What a nightmare! I dreamed I had to wear a sexy catsuit everyday that showed off my ample cleavage. The horror!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Romulans: Are those MIRRORS on the ceiling?