Spoilers Describe a novel terribly

[F. King Daniel]

Based on all those silly Twitter games that keep going around.

Canadian MACOs and a brain-damaged superbeing travel back in time to create the Borg (Destiny)

Jaded internet blogger begins successful cult. (Spock's World)

 

[Sci]

Edward Snowden 2.0 saves the world. (A Ceremony of Losses)

Julian tries to return his Amazon Echo. (Section 31: Control)

Always keep a backup copy. (Cold Equations trilogy)

Nan cosplays Martin Sheen. (Articles of the Federation)

Erika brings the Age of Aquarius. (Lost Souls)

The Tzenkethi really admire Fidel Castro. (Brinkmanship)

Oliver Stone was right. (The Fall)

Wesley Crusher saves the universe. Again. (The Body Electric)

 

[Jinn]

Janeway and Pluto get eaten by the Borg (Before Dishonor)

The Borg get eaten by the Caeliar (Destiny)

Half of the fleet gets eaten by a space anomaly that previously disgorged the fleet's CO. (The Eternal Tide)

 

[JonnyQuest037]

Riker is replaced by the rough draft of Mackenzie Calhoun. (TNG: A Rock and a Hard Place)

Learn how pathetic Kirk, Spock, and McCoy are when they're not on the Enterprise! (TOS: The Lost Years)

Diane Carey ignores the 30 seconds of footage she has to work from so she can do Hornblower in Space. (TNG: Ship of the Line)

Kirk gets a boner on page 81! (TOS: Star Trek: The Motion Picture)

How Sulu isn't a deadbeat dad. (TOS: The Captain's Daughter)

Slash Fiction: The Novel. (TOS: Killing Time)

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Kirk is a zombie. (The Return)

Spock must die. (Spock Must Die!)

 

[F. King Daniel]

Perry Spaceon (Case of the Colonist's Corpse)

We meet Jack Crusher and he turns out to be a bit of a psycho (Q Squared)

 

[David cgc]

That book you have to read before all the other books, especially the ones that came out before it. (Articles of the Federation)

 

[tomswift2002]

"Hello, Deanna. I'm your new step-father." (Q-In-Law)

 

[JonnyQuest037]

Diane Carey really, REALLY hates the script of "Broken Bow," you guys. (ENT: Broken Bow)

SHUT UP! There are LOTS of other Vulcans on the Enterprise! I'm D.C. Fontana and I oughta know! (TOS: Vulcan's Glory)

Cut scenes from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country - Now in book form! (TOS: The Fearful Summons)

Diminishing Returns: A Story in Three Acts (TOS: The Crucible Trilogy)

What if Christopher Pike was in Crimson Tide? (TOS: Burning Dreams)

The story of Zephram Cochrane -- Soon to be invalidated by First Contact! (TOS/TNG: Federation)

WHALES IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!! (The Captain's Table: Where Sea Meets Sky)

Scrambling to fill continuity holes, with tons of in-jokes. (The Eugenics Wars)

 

[Mysterion]

USS Enterprise is assigned to test a new type of FTL drive. Yadda, yadda, yadda, the crew saves the universe from destruction.
(The Wounded Sky)

 

[JWolf]

Most of the Richard Arnold era books.

Enterprise gets in trouble. Crew gets out of trouble. Nothing that matters happens. NEXT!

 

[ancient]

Romulans spend years inventing a cloak because they fall for a really obvious bluff. (Final Frontier)

 

[Enterprise1701]

Time travel makes sense. (DTI - Watching the Clock)

Skynet is the Illuminati. All your base belong to us. (Section 31 - Control)

Donald Trump's victory in blue colors. (Typhon Pact - Paths of Disharmony)

 

[Balok's Decoy]

Spock becomes an honorary Horta. (Devil's Bargain)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

- The back cover blurbs of the Janus Gate novels.

- Every Marshak/Culbreath novel: "SLASH!!!!!"

- Diane Carey's "Broken Bow" novelization: "I think this show sucks and I don't mind reminding people that I think it sucks by inserting smartass comments every other line so they'll remember that I think this show sucks."

 

[DimesDan]

Time travel makes sense. (DTI - Watching the Clock)

or alternatively:

"Bad sex and Time Travel for dummies combined"

 

[Burning Hearts of Qo'nos]

Super Intelligent AI possesses its creator's body and usurps his galactic financial empire in a political web of lies leading to the murder of the Federation Secretary of State.

Cold Equations: Silent Weapons

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Some fan fiction. (The New Voyages)

 

[JD]

Stuff happened to other people while TOS was happening (Vanguard series).

 

[F. King Daniel]

Kirk and Spock teach a god how to God. (The Wounded Sky)