Spoilers Describe a novel terribly

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  1. King Daniel Beyond

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    Diane Carey ignores the 30 seconds of footage she has to work from so she can do Hornblower in Space. (TNG: Ship of the Line)

    Kirk gets a boner on page 81! (TOS: Star Trek: The Motion Picture)

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  6. King Daniel Beyond

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    - Diane Carey's "Broken Bow" novelization: "I think this show sucks and I don't mind reminding people that I think it sucks by inserting smartass comments every other line so they'll remember that I think this show sucks."
     
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