Spoilers Describe a novel terribly

[DimesDan]

The Borg are back, and they have a Ferengi this time! (Vendetta)

 

[hbquikcomjamesl]

This one's straight from the author, if I remember right:
"Captain Kirk meets Willy Wonka" (Trek to Madworld).

 

[JonnyQuest037]

"No, of COURSE there aren't any female Borg! That's stupid! A Trek show would NEVER do such a thing!" (Editorial Note in TNG: Vendetta)

Mirror Spock is REALLY patient, you guys. (Sorrows of the Empire)

A bunch of Richard Arnold-Approved TOS cliches. (TOS: The Rift)

Like your TOS/TNG Fanfiction, but good! (Federation)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"What the hell is this novel about, anyway? I think I'll go for a walk." - Well Of Souls

 

[flandry84]

WTF?
No,seriously W T actual F?(warped).

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Weird guy develops a hankering for blood but is still a more convincing 'vampire' than anyone who ever appeared in Twilight." (Bloodthirst)

"If David Lynch wrote Trek." (How Much For Just The Planet?)

"The Mirror Universe done RIGHT." (Dark Mirror)

"A moose from Texas?" (The Final Fury)

"Stop calling me Peter David, dammit!" - Everything Dafydd ab Hugh ever wrote

"Don't give up your day job, Gene." - The novelization of ST:TMP

 

[F. King Daniel]

Quark and Rom are treated horrifically but suffer no long-lasting psychological trauma whatsoever (The 34th Rule)

 

[Thrawn]

Learn how pathetic Kirk, Spock, and McCoy are when they're not on the Enterprise! (TOS: The Lost Years)

Spock must die. (Spock Must Die!)

Perry Spaceon (Case of the Colonist's Corpse)

Diminishing Returns: A Story in Three Acts (TOS: The Crucible Trilogy)

Most of the Richard Arnold era books.

Enterprise gets in trouble. Crew gets out of trouble. Nothing that matters happens. NEXT!

You all clearly misread the thread title. It says "terribly", not "perfectly".

 

[tomswift2002]

Riker and LaForge go into battle with just a trombone and the Aldean musical thought instrument! (Crossfire)

Data fights the Lizard people's BAD BREATH! (Attack of the Lizard People).

 

[Kilana2]

The story of Pinocchio retold with Data in the leading role just with another ending. TNG - Metamorphosis.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

BLEEEAAARRRGGGGHHHHH. (The Three-Minute Universe)

 

[F. King Daniel]

Crisis on Infinite Voyagers (Echoes)

 

[MadeIndescribable]

STO isn't part of the Novelverse: the Novel (needs of the many)

 

[tomswift2002]

To Infinity And Beyond! (Hearts And Minds)

 

[F. King Daniel]

The Enterprise crew somehow manage to lose the saucer section (Rogue Saucer)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Accuracy? Who needs it? (Ship of the Line)

 

[20fridge]

Half the crew plays a RPG. Half the crew goes on a first contact mission. There's thematic resonance. (By the Book).

 

[Jinn]

The novel set before Enterprise that depicts the first time that a crewmember of the Enterprise dies on its exploratory mission (What Price Honor?)

 

[F. King Daniel]

None of the books are canon, but this one is even less canon than the others (Starfleet: Year One)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I didn't write this, did I? (Probe)