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Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #165 Island fever cliche

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Catarina

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Leave the repairs to the Engineers, Helm boy. Congrats to, Jedman67

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TOM: "OK, I FIXED THE REPLICATOR! TRY IT NOW!"
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TOM: "Oops!"

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by the book AC2T!
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TUVOK: The tricorder indicates traces of human DNA. I believe these beings are the Captain and Lt. Paris

CHAKOTAY: It also indicates that whatever they've become doesn't have the cranial capacity to develop warp travel. The Prime directive is clear...C'mon, Tuvok, let's go...

TUVOK: But, Commander...

CHAKOTAY: << walking away >> Bye, Kathryn


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I love the 90's flash back brought to you by, Tharpdevenport!
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Guy on Right: "When will that sex robot finally finished materializing?"

Guy on Left: "Ugh. That's the last time I use AOL subspace dial up."

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gah, I feel like i was on that same joke ride, "Who's on first" still, here's your trophy, Triskellion
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Paris: Tuvok, before I die, I just want the answer to one other question!
Tuvok: If you don't mind, I am preparing to incinerate to ashes.
Paris: Oh come on, Tuvok - hear this one out. I promise, you won't regret it.
Tuvok: I am certain that I will, despite the fact that I cannot stop you.
Paris: Remember when Jeff Goldbloom's DNA got mixed up with that fly?
Tuvok: You are referring to The Fly.
Paris: No, it was a movie. He played a scientist who invented the transporter that had a problem.
Tuvok: Yes. The Fly.
Paris: Right! A fly was the problem. Do you remember what that movie was called?
Tuvok: It was The Fly.
Paris: No, not that one with their weird mutant son.
Tuvok: Actually that was The Fly II.
Paris: No, I know it was also a fly in that one
Tuvok: No, it was The Fly II, the sequel. Like Father Lke Son. It featured a second fly.
Paris: I know it had a fly too, but I don't think the second fly had a sequel called Like Father Lke Son. But what was the original one called?
Tuvok: The Fly. The original Fly.
Paris: Right, the original fly and Seth Brundle. When they mingled DNA they became the Fly.
Tuvok: This is what I am telling you.
Paris: But what was it called?
Tuvok: The original movie? The one with Brundlefly?
Paris: That's it! The Brundlefly.
Tuvok: Sigh. I miss Neelix.

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I assure you it will be for scientific study, Captain Finn
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Security Officer's Log: Would anyone blame me if I rendered Neelix unconscious and put him in a shuttlecraft and programmed it for warp ten, just to see what he turns into?

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This round: (plus bonus images) Nothing like a chance to get to know your colleague like getting stranded somewhere with them.

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Thanks for the win


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Robbie: It has been fifteen years. You need to get over Harry not getting a promotion. Let's get cleaned up and head down to San Diego.
 
we'll talk about it later.

Back on topic! so I don't have to wade through a sea of fart debate before I see captions:)
 
we'll talk about it later.

Back on topic! so I don't have to wade through a sea of fart debate before I see captions:)
Sorry about that, Catarina

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She: What do you have there?
He: Technique-thingy. Maybe I should have listend when the rest did their technoblabble...
 
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Seven: The one with the hat is really your brother?!
Chakotay: And the other 3 are my cousins. Still think I didn't introduce you to my family because I was embarrassed by you?
 
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TORRES: "OK, Tom -- what? What is it?"

PARIS: "Nothing. I mean ... this vision just popped into my head of you with your ankles pinned behind your ears, that's all."
 
T4TW Catarina! Who's on first? What's that? :whistle:
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Paris: Wanna join the Mile High Club?
Torres: OK, A, we're in a turbolift, not the Dallas-Denver redeye; B, we are four light years from any planetary body, from which to measure altitude; and C - you're about four Ensigns too late.
Paris: I'm not hearing no....

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Seven: They're all pulling in different directions.
Chakotay: Let me talk to them Seven. These are my type of people and I know how to reach them.
Seven: Very well.
Chakotay: PULL IN THE SAME DIRECTION, MORONS
Seven: Thanks, big help.

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Chakotay: My people have a saying: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Seven?
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Some of my people had a TV.

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Chakotay: No, Kathryn, don't look at the storm!
Kathryn: That was Indiana Jones, dumbass
Chakotay: Sorry, it's hard to keep my bullshit straight sometimes.

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Paris: - and it turns out, they were speaking entirely in metaphors about their mythos.
Kim: But how did they assign referents to objects in the first place? On which to build semiotic metonomy in even basic interactive communication, let alone higher order literary meaning?
Paris: Just - take it at face value so I can finish the story, ok??
Kim: And there's a lotta gay subtext to this Darmok and Jalad. What was Tanagara, a gay disco?
Paris: Just bludgeon me now. I'm begging you.
 
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Janeway was devastated after watching Harry Potter 7.

Janeway: NO! Not Dobby! Why?!

Chakotay: For funs sake woman! It's just a movie!
 
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B'Elanna: What's so funny?
Tom: I beamed Harry over to the holodeck before he woke up. He's in a holoprogram where he's getting a promotion.
 
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SEVEN: "Are you in love with me, or do you just love me?"

CHAKOTAY: "Let me answer your question with a question: Did your girlfriends put you up to asking me this?"
 
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CHAKOTAY: "Come on, Kathryn! Finish what you started ..."
JANEWAY: "I can't -- STARFLEET wouldn't approve!"
CHAKOTAY: "So, STARFLEET regulates your sex life now? And I'm supposed to buy this shit?!"
JANEWAY: "Maybe, when we're back in the Alpha Quadrant, we can try it out and see what happens ..."
CHAKOTAY: "But ... that's in another 70 years, from now!!!"
 
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