Movies Caption Contest #254: Strong Indications

[LeadHead]

Hello All! It's time for a new contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "Advertising" Award, going to:

Shatner: You! can save with Priceline.com.

Next, we have the "Top Gun" Award, going to:

Chekov: "Confirmed, Admiral. Lieutenant Mitchell is making a high speed pass over an admiral's daughter."

Next, we have the "Meeting his hero" Award, going to:

A rare instance of Mr. Scott fanboying over an inventor.

A Special Award for Great Creativity:

Scotty (over the comm): "Captain, it's no good, he won't help us. What should I do?"

Kirk: "Point at him and say something forceful!"

Scott: "Something forceful!"

Some great photoshops this time around, I'm pleased to give the Photoshop award to a joint effort:

CHEKOV: No Captain, I'm Starsky. Makora is Hutch!

KIRK: Bring us down in Golden Gate Park.
SPOCK: Why there?
KIRK: Because going through customs at SFO will have you speaking in colorful metaphors for a week.
SPOCK: #$%& yeah?

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, New Contest!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: I'm assuming command of this vessel. Don't all celebrate at once.

Crusher: Spock?

Ilia: Wi-fi.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: You're in my spot.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Saavik: "Is there something wrong, admiral?"

Kirk: "Oh, something just triggered my memory and I'm reminiscing about the old short-skirt female uniforms, that's all."

 

[Ithekro]

Kirk: Sulu, I know it is my birthday, but this many rentals? You know I'm not 30 anymore. Though the best one being in my chair is a nice touch.

Crusher: Admiral Archer, just how old is this dog?

Illia Probe: Voyager.

Kirk: Pardon?

Illia Probe: Janeway.

Kirk: Huh?

 

[Finn]

Chief Medical Officer's Log: It has been three weeks and nobody has noticed that I've been watching the Captain in his sonic shower with this thing.

 

[shivkala]

Sulu: Sir, you make a better door than a window.

Kirk: Huh?

Cadet: Down in front!

Despite all the modern technology, the 24th Century's biggest advancement with the microscope was a larger viewing area.

Ilia: Oh, for God's sake, they've ripped off the plot to "The Changeling," can't you figure it out?! Oh and good news/bad news...the good news is Uhura won't have her brain erased this time, the bad news is, it's because the movies tend to ignore her if she's not bumbling around 1986, getting naked, flirting with Scotty, or doing a piss-poor job trying to speak Klingon. Though, she does get a Crowing-Moment of Awesome when she tells some punk-ass Lieutenant to get in a closet.

Kirk: I liked it better when she didn't talk that much...

http://www.trekbbs.com//www.pinterest.com/pin/create/extension/

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: As of zero four-hundred hours I am taking command of this vessel. Any questions?
SAAVIK: One, sir. How many apple boxes are you standing on for the camera to get this angle?

CRUSHER: You're right, Data: the Virtual Boy sucks!

ILIA PROBE: Director's Edition change.

 

[Hutchy01]

Make it so!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"You are the Lensflare unit."

 

[hux]

Kirk: I get my junk out and only two people look.....and one of them is Sulu....damn, I'm losing my magic.

Crusher: My relationship with the robot has moved on to a new sexual level
Picard: It's been a while hasn't it doc; that's a microscope.

Ilia: V'ger problem later. Batman movie now.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "No one's leaving until we find out who wrote 'Kirk Is A Jerk' inside my uniform flap."

Picard: "Is that your microscope?"

Crusher: "No, it's my makeup machine. I can sleep in an extra fifteen minutes thanks to this beauty!"

Ilia: "The Sisko Unit served burritos."

 

[Ithekro]

Side note: Despite how pretty Persis Khambatta is bald, I wonder how this scene would have looked with her natural hair before they shaved it for this part?

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: You know what this bridge needs? A place where a man can put up his leg.

Jean Luc! You naughty boy!

Ilia: Not now, Madeline.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Kirk: OK, either the grain reduction on this blu ray is over the top or that man at the back is a mannequin.

Saavik: A little from column A, a little from column B.

The lengths Star Trek: Nemesis went to hide the ageing faces of the actors were not entirely successful.

Captain's Personal Log: So this guy called Picard has turned up at my cabin and told me I'm living in a fantasy world. But I can't really focus as I've just remembered why I find all bald people sexy...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Beverly: This being the 24th century and all, don't you think Starfleet could have issued me a medical scanner that looks a little bit less like a ViewMaster?

 

[Nerys Myk]

ILIA:Look,Superman the Movie is starting. Can I stay and watch?

CRUSHER: Geordi's going to love this new VISOR I designed for him.

 

[Triskelion]

Ilia: What do you mean, there's no clicker?

Beverly: Sick Bay to Bridge, I can't find Wesley's schmekel.
Wesley: I told you not when I'm at Ops, Mom!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Ilia: The screen-unit isn't working right. Somebody call the DirecTV-unit before I stop paying my bill-unit.

 

[Nebusj]

Kirk: ``Amazing. You cadets look teenier and more itty-bitty every year.''

Crusher: ``I said, find me something that takes off Krazy Glue!''

Ilia: ``From before the dawn of time lived the strange race of Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing.''