Och! Ye didn't make me! Ye ain't even real ye borgas frat!
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Och! Ye didn't make me! Ye ain't even real ye borgas frat!
Och! Ye didn't make me! Ye ain't even real ye borgas frat!
More like Borgia frat!
^ Ha ha, two awesome 'shops!
- Keptin, ve vill proceed to the nuclear wessels after our three hour tour.
- Keptin, ve vill proceed to the nuclear wessels after our three hour tour.
Uhura: Did I tell you about how Spock and I spent a day on this very beach back in the 23rd Century? It will be a nude beach, you know
Chekov: *mutters* Oh, that's why Sulu used to talk about coming down here with me when we would visit Earth.
CHEKOV (off camera): "Course heading, Keptin?"
KIRK: "Second star to the right and ... and ... um, we'll probably get there next Thursday? No, um, second star, then turn left at the dilithium-mart? Damn, er, star on the right and no potty-stops 'til we get there?"
SPOCK (off camera): "Straight on till morning, Captain?"
KIRK: "Nyah, that's not it ... second star on the right and there's an extra 10 credits in it for you if we get there by morning? That doesn't sound right ... How did that go again? Second STAR! On the RIGHT! Watch for traffic merging? ... FUCKIT! Just head thataway!"
Scotty: Phwoar! Check out the jugs on that lass!
Bones: Don't point Scotty, she'll see us and I won't be able to discreetly perv at them.
Chekov: Away team to Keptin. We have located the nuclear wessels. Have just sat in seagull shit. Please advise, over.
CHEKOV: Sorry Keptin, but mister Spock vasn't awailable for this contest.
Chekov looks like Starsky from Starsky and Hutch.
CHEKOV: No Captain, I'm Starsky. Makora is Hutch!
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