Movies Caption Contest #253: A Lighthearted Adventure

[Orac]

Och! Ye didn't make me! Ye ain't even real ye borgas frat!

 

[Hutchy01]

Och! Ye didn't make me! Ye ain't even real ye borgas frat!

More like Borgia frat!

 

[Triskelion]

^ Ha ha, two awesome 'shops!

- Keptin, ve vill proceed to the nuclear wessels after our three hour tour.

 

[Hutchy01]

Kirk: Bring me that ensign ... and her Friend!

Chekov: The Riker Lean ... greatest Russian invention!

McCoy: Calm down ... its my mother he's insulting!

 

[Finn]

Uhura: Did I tell you about how Spock and I spent a day on this very beach back in the 23rd Century? It will be a nude beach, you know

Chekov: *mutters* Oh, that's why Sulu used to talk about coming down here with me when we would visit Earth.

 

[f14peter]

CHEKOV (off camera): "Course heading, Keptin?"

KIRK: "Second star to the right and ... and ... um, we'll probably get there next Thursday? No, um, second star, then turn left at the dilithium-mart? Damn, er, star on the right and no potty-stops 'til we get there?"

SPOCK (off camera): "Straight on till morning, Captain?"

KIRK: "Nyah, that's not it ... second star on the right and there's an extra 10 credits in it for you if we get there by morning? That doesn't sound right ... How did that go again? Second STAR! On the RIGHT! Watch for traffic merging? ... FUCKIT! Just head thataway!"

 

[Orac]

Scotty: Phwoar! Check out the jugs on that lass!

Bones: Don't point Scotty, she'll see us and I won't be able to discreetly perv at them.

 

[T'Girl]

Uhura: "That's what I've been looking for, right there."
Kirk: "Has Uhura located the nuclear vessels?
Chekov: "No, she sighted a group of young sailors."
Sulu: "Oh my."

 

[Triskelion]

Chekov: Away team to Keptin. We have located the nuclear wessels. Have just sat in seagull shit. Please advise, over.

 

[Armored Saint]

CHEKOV: Sorry Keptin, but mister Spock vasn't awailable for this contest.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Chekov looks like Starsky from Starsky and Hutch.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: No Captain, I'm Starsky. Makora is Hutch!

 

[Armored Saint]

 

[LeadHead]

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