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Wesley: That's weird. Whose butt prints are all over my station?
<crickets>
Data: Ensign Lefler's!
Picard: Your mom's.
Riker: "Mine."
Wesley: "...okay, back to work, then."
TNG Caption This! #408: An opportunity to say "Shut Up Wesley"
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Riker: "Mine."
Wesley: "...okay, back to work, then."
One more word, Wesley, and I paralyse your vocal chords...
Wes: "What?"
Picard: You're losing to some teenager in Japan, Wesley!
Worf: Genius my arse
Picard: For Christ sake Wesley, how many times do I have to tell you stop drugging the Chinese dude. It stopped being funny months ago
Wesley: Shit, Data's gonna beat my score
Picard: Shit, Worf is gonna beat my score
Wesley: The message is in text form. It says LOL. What the hell does that mean?!
Data: Captain, I suggest sending a smiley face
Data: Why is there shit on my console screen
Geordi: Why is there shit on the floor
Wesley: I don't feel too good
Wesley: This new communications officer upsets my tummy.
Louie DePalma: Hey Short Round, tell Frenchie to set a course for Qo'noS! Ignatowski's lost again!
Will: And so you see you two, I will actually still be on TV in 2015 thanks to cameos on sticoms that haven't been created yet.
Stewart: Yeah, because playing yourself in a self-referential way is so nearly as cool as being Professor X.
Dorn: This "IMDB" thing can't be right about my career can it?
Picard: Time to take your temperature.
Wes: OK.
*Opens Wide*
Picard: It's not an anal thermometer Wesley!
Wesley: Hey, those consoles have chairs that pull out! Why did no one ever tell me this?
Security Chief's Personal Log: It's been a week since Q turned me into a woman.
Still no one has noticed.
Worf: Look away! If we can not see the boy he cannot see us.
Data: Hello, historical record of "The Big Bang Theory" television show.
Wesley: Ohhh?
Data: Deleted. Hello, Spot's new Instagram account!
Wesley: Awww.
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