TOS Caption Contest #294: Proper Tribute

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I'm pretty sure the Captain is either an android duplicate, possessed by the mind of his crazy ex or has been replace by a shapshifter. He must be relieved of command.

MCCOY: Let it go Spock. He said he had no idea that was your mother.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Spock: "Gentlemen, I hate to interrupt your conversation about precisely whom has the higher intellect on the Enterprise, but as you can see by the computer-generated intellect graph behind us, I clearly possess the greater intellect, with the captain coming in second, and Mr. Scott just above ensign Chekov."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Spock: Very well, Mr. Krako. We will deliver you the heaters as requested, in exchange for one point six thousand Iotian small chicken puppets.

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: We're out of booze.

[overly dramatic music cue]

Scotty: WHAT!!

Kirk: If all you're going to do with that jelly doughnut is wave it around like a moron can I have it?

 

[CaptainJon]

Kirk: Mr. Spock, we're all in agreement. It's time for you to take a bath.

Spock: What is it that he's #1 of?
Kirk: Don't look down, Mr. Spock.

Spock: Don't tell anyone...I have no idea what those lines behind Mr. Scott mean.

Spock: Missed it by that much.

Kirk: Scotty, you have to come back with me!
Scotty: Back where?
Kirk: Back to the future!

Spock: This is the biggest donut hole I have ever seen.

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: "Missed it by that much."

Spock: Missed it by that much.

Beat you to it, Chief.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Nimoy: "Did Roddenberry make you wear that pendant?!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "It's telling me to get off its lawn."

 

[LeadHead]

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