SPOCK: I'm pretty sure the Captain is either an android duplicate, possessed by the mind of his crazy ex or has been replace by a shapshifter. He must be relieved of command.
MCCOY: Let it go Spock. He said he had no idea that was your mother.
TOS Caption Contest #294: Proper Tribute
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SPOCK: I'm pretty sure the Captain is either an android duplicate, possessed by the mind of his crazy ex or has been replace by a shapshifter. He must be relieved of command.
MCCOY: Let it go Spock. He said he had no idea that was your mother.
Spock: "Gentlemen, I hate to interrupt your conversation about precisely whom has the higher intellect on the Enterprise, but as you can see by the computer-generated intellect graph behind us, I clearly possess the greater intellect, with the captain coming in second, and Mr. Scott just above ensign Chekov."
Spock: Very well, Mr. Krako. We will deliver you the heaters as requested, in exchange for one point six thousand Iotian small chicken puppets.
Kirk: We're out of booze.
[overly dramatic music cue]
Scotty: WHAT!!
Kirk: If all you're going to do with that jelly doughnut is wave it around like a moron can I have it?
Kirk: Mr. Spock, we're all in agreement. It's time for you to take a bath.
Spock: What is it that he's #1 of?
Kirk: Don't look down, Mr. Spock.
Spock: Don't tell anyone...I have no idea what those lines behind Mr. Scott mean.
Spock: Missed it by that much.
Kirk: Scotty, you have to come back with me!
Scotty: Back where?
Kirk: Back to the future!
Spock: This is the biggest donut hole I have ever seen.
SPOCK: "Missed it by that much."
Spock: Missed it by that much.
Beat you to it, Chief.
Nimoy: "Did Roddenberry make you wear that pendant?!"
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