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TNG Caption This! #404: Deanna Troi, Counselor of the Galaxy
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First kick at the caption contest. Thank you for your patience. 
Deanna: You're going to trust a woman to teach me how to fly this thing?
Ro thinking: _I'm_ sensing this isn't going to go well in the long run.
Turn on your heart light..
Turn it down! Turn it down..
Dr. Crusher: The tricorder doesn't lie. She really is a brunette.
Deanna: You're going to trust a woman to teach me how to fly this thing?
Ro thinking: _I'm_ sensing this isn't going to go well in the long run.
Turn on your heart light..
Turn it down! Turn it down..
Dr. Crusher: The tricorder doesn't lie. She really is a brunette.
Good ones, joededman! 
The Counselist: Trust me, if you see Commander Riker approaching helm, get ready for the Stinknuts Maneuver.
Le Helmette: The Stinknuts do what now?
The Counselist: One of these days he's gonna try it and I'm going to take this ship into the freaking atmosphere!
The Counselist: Computer! Extend the structural integrity field around my bra!
LOLCARS: That procedure is not in the databanks. And - you wish!
The Crusher: Well Captain, her head is ten centimeters too narrow to have stretched out your "I Heart Hegh'bat" trucker hat. Looks like the culprit was someone else - possibly someone able to make ridgemarks.
El Capitano: Merde. There goes my Number One. Suspicion-wise.
The Counselist: I do have a thought....
The Counselist: Trust me, if you see Commander Riker approaching helm, get ready for the Stinknuts Maneuver.
Le Helmette: The Stinknuts do what now?
The Counselist: One of these days he's gonna try it and I'm going to take this ship into the freaking atmosphere!
The Counselist: Computer! Extend the structural integrity field around my bra!
LOLCARS: That procedure is not in the databanks. And - you wish!
The Crusher: Well Captain, her head is ten centimeters too narrow to have stretched out your "I Heart Hegh'bat" trucker hat. Looks like the culprit was someone else - possibly someone able to make ridgemarks.
El Capitano: Merde. There goes my Number One. Suspicion-wise.
The Counselist: I do have a thought....
Little known fact: Counselor Troi becomes incredibly mind-numbingly horny when struck with large laser pointers.
Troi: Herp Derp. You guys done talking about girls so we can talk about spatial flux, herp derp?
Riker: Ha! Nailed it.
Worf: Wait, is that Data, Geordi or Wesley?
Riker: I know, right?
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Troi: I know what you're all thinking. I'm an empath
Troi: This intervention is our way of telling you it's ok if you're not really French. Admitting you have a problem is the 1st step
Riker: This is probably bad for one of us
The best TNG cliffhanger ever left everyone wondering if any harm had come to that wonderful bosom
Crusher: It's not nearly as fun when we try to read you mind, now is it?
Troi: A female character who is actually useful to an action/adventure show format? Not whilst I have a say in things!
Troi: So basically we should have these full staff meetings in the observation lounge, there's more room in there. Plus we've had to bring in these chairs from there anyway, creating an extra pointless trip.
Troi: Where's Data?
Riker: Deanna... it's been months, you should be over this by now.
Troi: I'd just like to remind the fancy pants android with thirty years of loyal service that I now outrank him.
Worf: We'd have all made Commander if we'd slept with the person overseeing our promotion.
Riker: True enough.
Sirtis quickly discovered that NCIS fans are even less forgiving than Trek ones.
Crusher: Subject's mind... completely empty.
Troi: I sense a small moon.
Ro: How did you even get on the bridge? That's no moon! That's a space station!
Marina Sirtis tries to explain what accent she's going for in the first season. Vaugely East-European?
Troi: Guess which two bridge officers missed their yearly psychoanalysis appointments?
And so the legend began of Deanna Troi, Iron Maiden.
Deanna: CAPTAIN! Ro's imitating me again!!!
Worf: "Commander, sensors are detecting two large spherical-shaped objects approaching."
Riker: "Where, I don't see ... Hey! That's my girlfriend!"
What sort of damage? I hope it's not serious.Thanks for the win, Leadhead:
Ro: Ensign's Personal Log--Is it wrong that I'd consider going back to the Cardassian refugee camp if it means never having to hear Troi's feeble attempts to explain the obvious?
Little did the rest of the crew know, but Picard and Troi teemed up to bet on the meeting. There were several bets among them, such as: who could cause the most officers to fall asleep (Picard's long speeches or Troi's inane psychobabble), which officer would stay awake the longest, which officer would fall asleep the quickest, and which officer could fake paying attention the best.
Riker: Crap, she's here. Okay, I hereby call the first meeting of the "Troi's Ex's Club" adjourned.
As bad as Nemesis was, we should all be grateful that its sequel, billed as a cross between "Space Seed" and What Not to Wear, was stuck in Development Hell. Here we see a rare still from the filming of the movie, in which Carson Kelly uses a more violent means of vetoing Troi's wardrobe than he was known for on the TLC show.
Crusher: I'm afraid we're too late, Sir. The bun we forced the Counselor to wear for most of our first year has done permanent damage.
I like chocolate, too.
WORF: You can smell the chocolate from here.
RIKER: How is she allowed on the bridge?
Troi: Say "Full Rectal Eclipse" one more time!
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