Movies Caption Contest #250: The Caption Adventure Continues...

[f14peter]

WORF (thinking): "Sure, make the Klingon sit in the back, even though he called 'phaser rifle!' first"

DATA: "Captain, it appears your young antagonist is starting to take the lead"

PICARD: "I hope that snot-nosed little shitbird enjoys it while he can, I'm a Starfleet Captain, what's he ever going to be?!"

WORF (thinking): "hmmmm, nice Corvette, '65 if I'm not mistaken ... although I prefer the coupe, this is truly the fossil-fueled internal-combustion-propelled land-based transport fit for a warrior"

 

[Noname Given]

Cmdr. Data: "Sorry sir, I'm afraid I never saw 'Star Blazers'."

 

[Ithekro]

Data: Captain, a voyage of one hundred and forty-eight thousand light years would be ill advised even for the Enterprise, much less this vehicle. At a sustained warp 8 it would take us approximately 144.53 years to reach that distance. Though I heard that starship Yamato is heading out on a mission to the Large Magellanic Cloud.

 

[Nebusj]

Picard: ``I love these antique car rides at amusement parks.''
Worf: ``We get on the merry-go-round next.''

McCoy: ``Jim, is yours licking your ear too?''

Riker: ``Data, this is not how wrist puppets work.''

 

[Drob]

Chang: You get one call Doctor.
Bones: I think I'll contact my lawyer.
<rings>
Kirk: Denny Crane!

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: Well, I guess I'm not really still in the Nexus as I could have imagined myself a better pussy-magnet than this.

Worf: It is turning me on though.

The exact moment during the phone call where he was having the plot of Star Trek: Generations described to him that DeForest Kelley decided not to do it.

Data: If you wish to make captain I believe you've shaved the wrong half of your head.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "Captain, there is the shark, point five meteres due north. I believe the angle of trajectory is sufficient enough to clear it."

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: I'm afraid you may have misinterpreted my meaning -
UT: I pulverize and bamboozle, shake numb skulls like a boodle....
Kirk: I would never advocate for war with the Klingon Empire -
UT: Cuz brothers that fake jacks get laid on they back....
Kirk: It's all been some misunderstanding, we're innocent -
UT: Today I didn't even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day....
McCoy: Oh, I had it set to "Wack."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Data: "Captain, there is the shark, point five meteres due north. I believe the angle of trajectory is sufficient enough to clear it."

Nice.

 

[tharpdevenport]

McCoy: "I hate these Goddamn inferior universal translators."

Kirk: "Why?" puts his to an ear.

"... my monkey-strong bowels were gerded with strength, like the lions of a dragon ribboned with the fat and the oppulance of buffalo dung..."

McCoy: "what?"

"Super karate monkey death car."

 

[Armored Saint]

JIM CARR (os): Here we go. Hi there. Jim Carr. What's your question?
GIRL (os): Hey, McCoy, you old fart. Why don't you get outta Star Fleet and let some...

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Two words: Bo Tox.
Riker: You ever think about how you're gonna play an android after you develop a wattle from aging?
Data: I am an android. Androids don't get wattles.
Riker: No, I know. I'm just saying. A wrinkle here, a crow's foot there -
Data: I am an android. What part of that sentence don't you understand??
Riker: Maybe a paunch. I mean, you can't cover something like that with green pancake makeup....
Data: You are not computing, man. I do not compute your gibbergabber.
Riker: Maybe you need to run a diagnostic.
Data: Maybe you need to run a diagnostic.

 

[fonzob1]

"Commander, did I ever tell you that I'm multifunctional?"

 

[Hutchy01]

Data: Computer define "taking a dump on the franchise"

McCoy : god I hate 90's tech!

The Android nerve pinch required more work!

 

[hux]

Picard: why couldn't he just go before we left
Data: and why put a toilet in the back anyway

McCoy: I know we're old Jim but you really didn't need to phone me to tell me where you are

Data: got rid of the beard, now all we gave to do is get rid of that weird head tilt.....oh and that thing were you put your leg on the console......oh and that general sense of incessant smugness

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest has Begun!