Anyone else want to smack Mark Twain?

[Melakon]

As long as the facsimile resembles the Lincoln in Disney's Hall of the Presidents, he'll pass.

 

[Kobayshi Maru]

As long as the facsimile resembles the Lincoln in Disney's Hall of the Presidents, he'll pass.

I don't know. What's that like?

 

[Melakon]

It was an audio-animatronic figure that could sit, stand, and say the Gettysburg Address. It was originally created for the 1964-65 New York World's Fair. Basically a robot with a rubber mask.

Here it is, having a bad day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF0j69pAM7g

 

[Kobayshi Maru]

It was an audio-animatronic figure that could sit, stand, and say the Gettysburg Address. It was originally created for the 1964-65 New York World's Fair. Basically a robot with a rubber mask.

Here it is, having a bad day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF0j69pAM7g

Well, they didn't have our advanced technology back then.