DS9 Caption Contest 103: The Most Dangerous Game

[Inactive-Shapeshifter]

Kira: Commander... you're not really planning in hitting the station with the runabout are you?
Sisko: Relax, i'm, the emissary remember?

 

[YJAGG]

and on your left you can see where Bajorans processed ore for Cardassia

We represent the lollipop guild ...the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild

Lazarus man my ass! take that Spencer!

Are your inertial dampeners so faulty you need travel mugs?

Well it’s Cardy technology

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Quark: I finally figured out how to one-up the Hew-mons: right after their day of gratitude, hit them with thousands of crazy sales! They'll collapse trying to figure out what to do with what little latinum they have!

Odo: Commander, what do you have in your hand?
Sisko: Oh, nothing.
Odo: It looks like a phaser. You know that phasers aren't allowed on the promenade.
Sisko. No, no, it's ... it's ... it's a laser pointer I found in Dukat's old office.
Odo: Give it to me. If your good, you can have it back at the end of the day.

Sisko: Chief, why do all these props look like leftovers from Space: 1999?

 

[Karzak]

"We're up all night to get lucky, we're up all night to get lucky, we're up all night to get lucky, we're up all night to get lucky..."

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win

Miles: O'Brien to Sisko. I've found Odo/Curzon. He's outside on the habitat ring getting a suntan

 

[Bad Thoughts]

"We're up all night to get lucky, we're up all night to get lucky, we're up all night to get lucky, we're up all night to get lucky..."

Sisko: Gentlemen! In a few years, I'm going to start a war. The entertainment will need to double as counselors for injured soldiers. Trust me: if they are up all night, it's because they are mourning their missing limbs.

 

[Triskelion]

Tosk: Why is there a roofie in my drink?

 

[Triskelion]

Tosk: So then I said to Q, Tosk no like the Q who make Tosk head hurt. Then Q say shut up, Q or I will tell Q about Q! and Tosk laugh so hard he shart Tosk's pants despite Tosk saying to do so would not be Tosk. But Q said it would certainly be Q and Q gave other Q high fives and then Tosk tosked the tosker saying, Tosk, Mother Tosker! Do you Tosk it!

O'Brien: Great, another mono-talker...buy a proper noun for Feklar's sake!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Tosk: So then I said to Q, Tosk no like the Q who make Tosk head hurt. Then Q say shut up, Q or I will tell Q about Q! and Tosk laugh so hard he shart Tosk's pants despite Tosk saying to do so would not be Tosk. But Q said it would certainly be Q and Q gave other Q high fives and then Tosk tosked the tosker saying, Tosk, Mother Tosker! Do you Tosk it!

O'Brien: Great, another mono-talker...buy a proper noun for Feklar's sake!

TOSK: Don't make Tosk go all Jem'Hadar on your ass.

O'BRIEN: Jem'Hadar?

TOSK: Forget I said that.

 

[Rahul]

Every once in a while Quark remembers he is actually able to kill people with the powers of his bad breath.

 

[T'Girl]

Sisko: "I've had it with you Odo, you're dead."

Odo: "Damn but he's a bad shot."

 

[Leviathan]

The Sisko fired and fired but in the end, Caption Contest 98 remained stickied.

 

[Triskelion]

Odo: Sir, maybe you shouldn't have invited the Tellerites to a barbecue in the first place.
Sisko: Shut up and fetch my tongs!

 

[Smellincoffee]

24 hour warning!

 

[LeadHead]

Jem'Hadar: OW! That really hurt! What gives, dude?

 

[Nerys Myk]

ODO: Whoa! You shot him! You are badass!

SISKO: Wait til next season. You aint seen nothing yet.

 

[Catarina]

Tosk: I live the greatest adventure one could ever desire, but I will not stand for there being cream in my coffee.

Janeway would concur.

 

[Catarina]

SISKO: Sisko to Quark. Did you hire Daft Punk to perform at your bar?

Sisko: Looks like they found a way to harness the Omega molecule. (See Voy ep: Omega)