Toga! Tog ah! Toe Gha!
Toga Hemline = Toga Waistline?
There's a line from The Drew Carey Show, that Drew's cross dressing brother said about himself... "Big hands, big feet, can't wear a miniskirt."
The real question is: At rest, how far down your leg does your coozer dangle which in itself is a reflection of the toga hemline standing in barely for decency.
The lower your hemline the larger you are claiming that your Johnson must be, which can have at least two unfortunate side effects if you happen to be exaggerating how necessary your plunging hemline is: First is that it will startle & stun the most ophidophobic suitors approaching your perimeter, as well as cause some consternation about truth in advertising after the rulers are put away.
So really to avoid that bruhaha, your tip should be always almost exposed if your Toga ever affords the chance to accidentally twirl up, unless you like being known to the public at large as a liar.
Seriously, who the hell wears underwear to a toga party?