TNG Caption This! #385: Great Days Ahead
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Picard - (Thinking to himself): "I wonder if anyone else can tell I got laid last night?"
Troi (thinking) : Doctor Crusher should know!
Picard - (Thinking to himself): "I wonder if anyone else can tell I got laid last night?"
Data: Interesting. The data readout says "Quit molesting my engines, Douchebag LaFungus."
LaForge: Honestly, who does that.
Data: "Christ, I wish they would leave. I can't use the science station with another guy standing next to me."
Data: Geordi, I smell something peculiar. Something which to human senses would be most offensive.
Geordi: Whoever smelt it dealt it, Data.
Data: But I do not emit waste in such a manner.
Geordi: IRRELEVAAAANT!
Engineering Mook, thinking: I reeeeallly wish the captain kept this man on the bridge.
None of the Bridge crew and the doctor could figure out what was so funny about the captain's specimen sample from his annual exam going missing...
...until Mr. Worf remembered the Captain-ordered emergency medical exam with suppository.
Picard: ...and Worf, I can see you touching Troi's bum in the reflection on the viewscreen.
Picard: What are you doing Number One?
Riker: Chief Argyle told me to hold down this switch to make the engines go.
Picard: ... How long ago was that?
Riker: Six hours ago.
Picard: I think you can take your hand off now.
Yar: What's he talking about?
Worf: I don't know. For some reason, he's got this crazy, whacked-out idea that we're going on a fishing holiday.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0424253/?ref_=tt_trv_quYar: Fishing holiday?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0057368/?ref_=tt_trv_quRiker: [Reads letter] "Dear Riker, we're going on a fishing holiday to that ocean planet we passed two days ago. We tried to wake you, but couldn't. See you in three days".
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0057368/?ref_=tt_trv_quWhy didn't you just say: "Dear Riker, we're going on a fishing holiday and we don't want you to come"?
Yar: See, that's what I said we should say!
Riker: I don't believe anybody would want to go on a fishing holiday when they know there's no fish.
Worf: We used to do it all the time back home. Used to go down the canal. Never any fish in that. We used to go condom fishing. I swear, one time I caught this 2lb black ribbed knobbler. It was about that big!
Geordi: Damn machine ate my card... Data, will you stand me a few drinks tonight? I'll pay you back come the end of the month.
Data: Prior form makes this unlikely.
Worf: Here, take this "Riker is a big cry baby and can't cut it on a Klingon ship like any weak willed namby pamby human" panic device.
Riker: ...Who called it that?
Worf: The manufacturer.
