Historically, the Catholic Church, and it's children were designed to appropriate and hide homosexuals from angry villagers with raised pitchforks.
All priests are gay.
It was one of the few ways for an unmarried man to get away with not being drowned in the river for being gay.
I assume this is a sense of humour, otherwise incredibly ignorant...?
Why would you assume that that is a sense of humour?
That's disgusting.
I expect you to put $5 in my paypal account immediately to demonstrate your contrition.