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[An Officer]

Two bottles of Valpolicella
Two bottles of sparkling water
Frozen duck rolls - to be dipped in soy sauce
Frozen prawn rolls - to be dipped in sweet chilli sauce
Two packets of mini pizzas.
Box of Mini Milk ice cream lollies.
Hopefully I won't need to go to the shops till boxing day now.

 

[Holdfast]

Mini Milk ice cream lollies? How old are you?

(give us one, then. )

 

[An Officer]

^ Grand mental age of five year this Christmas. You can have some, but NOT the strawberry ones, those are all MINE.

 

[BigFoot]

Let's see, I got a really nice bottle of Moët with a wine cooler thingy for my dad today. I also got a couple of other little things for various people.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

ShoppingFest said:
Mini Milk ice cream lollies? How old are you?

(give us one, then. )

Lolly, lolly, lolly, get your adverbs here....

 

[Holdfast]

An Officer said:
^ Grand mental age of five year this Christmas. You can have some, but NOT the strawberry ones, those are all MINE.

/steals strawberry lolly and licks it. Mine now!

 

[Azlynn]

Babaganoosh said:
Lolly, lolly, lolly, get your adverbs here....

Conjunction junction, what's your function?

 

[An Officer]

ShoppingFest said:
/steals strawberry lolly and licks it. Mine now!

*Kicks Holdfast in the shins.*

 

[Holdfast]

An Officer said:

ShoppingFest said:
/steals strawberry lolly and licks it. Mine now!

*Kicks Holdfast in the shins.*

Merry Christmas to you too, dear - check the clock!

(while you're checking, I'll nick another lolly.... )

 

[An Officer]

^

Toasts with Holdfast. *Clicks valpolicella with port*

 

[Holdfast]

Ah, Christmas in the modern era - virtual glass clinking and imaginary stealing of lollies. The world is an amazing place, indeed.

Cheers!

And you can have one of my mince pies in return.

 

[An Officer]

Beats watching telly like a zombie, doesn't it...? I'd rather have the port btw.

 

[Holdfast]

An Officer said:
Beats watching telly like a zombie, doesn't it...?

Ah that it most certainly does!

I'd rather have the port btw.

You may have a most generous measure!

 

[An Officer]

Why, thankee. Much better than a glass of milk for last thing at night. Milk is for pansies.

 

[Holdfast]

Milk's not so bad... you can make a decent eggnog out of it, after all!

 

[An Officer]

Only acceptable use for it, absolutely. Good lad.

 

[Jack Bauer]

All thestuff for Christmas dinner: ham, potatos, stuffing, gravy, apple and chocolate creme pies, rolls, veggies, Cranberry/Grape juice.

 

[BigFoot]

I just got The Rock, Face/Off and King Arthur on Blu-ray.

 

[An Officer]

Virtual Fighter for the Xbox.

 

[Holdfast]

Too many items in the sales.

Ermenegildo Zegna currently owns a pretty chunk of my credit card.