Your favorite Trek quotes?

[Tracy Trek]

From Caretaker:

Janeway- Mr. Kim, at ease before you sprain something.


Some more. Sorry if they are not exact quotes.

From The Trouble with Tribbles:

Scotty- I beamed the whole kit and caboodle into the Klingon's engine room. And there they'll be no tribble at all.


From the episode where they find out Seska's true identity in season one. Chakotay is griping to Janeway about Tuvok and Seska being spys on his Maquis ship:

Chakotay- He was working for you, she was working for them. Was anybody on that ship working for me?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

(By Inferno's Light, DS9)

Ikat'ika: I yield.

Deyos: You WHAT?

Ikat'ika: I YIELD. I cannot defeat this Klingon...all I can do is kill him. And that no longer holds my interest.

 

[maneth]

The one that was actually never said on screen: "Beam me up, Scotty!"
I'm also fond of Bones saying "I'm a doctor, not a...!"

 

[Triskelion]

TUVOK: It's unfortunate we can't study this phenomenon in more detail. We may not have the opportunity again.
JANEWAY: Let's hope we never do.
TUVOK: A curious statement from a woman of science.
JANEWAY: I'm also a woman who occasionally knows when to quit. Take another look at your tricorder. Omega's too dangerous. I won't risk half the quadrant to satisfy our curiosity. It's arrogant, and it's irresponsible. The final frontier has some boundaries that shouldn't be crossed, and we're looking at one.

 

[Tracy Trek]

The one that was actually never said on screen: "Beam me up, Scotty!"
I'm also fond of Bones saying "I'm a doctor, not a...!"

There were so many variations of the "I'm a doctor, not a.....!

Another good one for McCoy was "He's dead, Jim". I saw an interview that Deforrest Kelly gave once on one of the anniversary specials. He said it would probably say, "He's dead, Jim" on his tombstone.

 

[Seven of Five]

I watched Balance of Terror recently, so these stood out for me:

McCoy: In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that... and perhaps more, only one of each of us.
[pause]
Don't destroy the one named Kirk.

Romulan Commander: I regret that we meet in this way. You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend.

 

[Pauln6]

"
SULU (brandishing foil): I'll protect you, fair maiden.
UHURA: Sorry, neither!
(Spock subdues Sulu)
SPOCK: Take d'Artagnan here to Sickbay.

Yeah that's one of my favourites. Also:

"You lied."
"I exaggerated."

And:
"So what are we gonna do about it?
"I'm not gonna do anything about it. You're gonna sit in the closet."
"The *closet*? Have you lost your sense of reality"
"This isn't reality,"[Turns a phaser on him] "This is fantasy!"

And:

"Your honour, the courtroom is a crucible; in it, we burn away irrelevancies until we are left with a purer product: the truth, for all time. Now sooner or later, this man – or others like him – will succeed in replicating Commander Data. The decision you reach here today will determine how we will regard this creation of our genius. It will reveal the kind of people we are; what he is destined to be. It will reach far beyond this courtroom and this one android. It could significantly redefine the boundaries of personal liberty and freedom: expanding them for some, savagely curtailing them for others. Are you prepared to condemn him – and all who will come after him – to servitude and slavery? Your honour, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life: well, there it sits! Waiting."

 

[hux]

Seven: Fun will now commence.

 

[FormerLurker]

STV. Spock to Sybok. It is so relevant in my own life, it moves me in ways I can scarcely describe.

"Sybok, you are my brother, but you do not know me. I am not the outcast boy you left behind those many years ago. In that time I have found my place. I know who I am. And I cannot go with you."

 

[Vorpal_Blade]

"I don't believe in a no-win scenario." - Admiral Kirk.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

In ST09, the way Spock says "Live long and prosper" to the Vulcan science council, with just bucketfuls of sarcasm.

 

[Six of Twelve]

"The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park."
--B'Elanna Torres

"The Borg: party poopers of the galaxy."
--The Doctor

 

[Dr Brahms]

I am NOT a merry man !

 

[Cyfa]

Scotty muttering to the Excelsior turbolift: "Up your shaft!"
-- Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

Riker's rather amusing Picard impression: "I don't know, the resemblence is rather striking. Wouldn't you agree, Number one?"
An exasperated Picard: "Isn't there something else you have to do?"
Riker-as-Picard: "I'll be on the bridge."
-- TNG: The Pegasus

 

[at Quark's]

I like this Tuvok quote from 'Extreme Risk'.

KIM: I keep telling you, we've got to reinforce the hull with kellinite. That's all there is to it.
Tuvok: Proposing the same flawed strategy over and over again will not make it more effective, Ensign.

I've been sorely tempted in the past to insert this quote during some fruitless office meetings

 

[eyeresist]

This exchange between engineer Charles Tucker and Soval (a Vulcan):

TUCKER: Mind if I ask you something? Why are you doing this? I never got the impression you cared that much about humans. Seems like you were always finding something new to complain about.
SOVAL: I lived on Earth for more than thirty years, Commander. In that time, I developed an affinity for your world and its people.
TUCKER: You did a pretty good job of hiding it.
SOVAL: Thank you.

 

[2takesfrakes]

One of my favourite quotes is from The Classic Series episode "Requiem For Methuselah" and it goes something like this:

KIRK: Stay out of this! We're fighting over a woman.
SPOCK: No, you're not, for she is not.

 

[Smellincoffee]

My favorite is in my sig, but I am also fond of Kirk's humanist declaration in the Apollo episode:

KIRK: Give me your hand. Your hand. (she does) Now feel that. Human flesh against human flesh. We're the same. We share the same history, the same heritage, the same lives. We're tied together beyond any untying. Man or woman, it makes no difference. We're human. We couldn't escape from each other even if we wanted to. That's how you do it, Lieutenant. By remembering who and what you are. A bit of flesh and blood afloat in a universe without end. The only thing that's truly yours is the rest of humanity. That's where our duty lies. Do you understand me?

 

[HIjol]

My favorite will always and ever be;

"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its 5-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Best Chakotay quote ever (and I'm not being sarcastic). It's in an early VOY ep where two of his Maquis crew offer to support him in a takeover:

"If I ever hear you talk that way again, I will personally throw you in the brig for MUTINY!"