Your biggest sex fantasy

[TheLonelySquire]

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It's so hard to tell what kind of women you're into these days, what with all the tentacles in the way!

I was more interested in the squid, really. I was hungry and I happen to love calamari.

But could you ever be sure where that cocktail sauce actually came from?

 

[JuanBolio]

It's so hard to tell what kind of women you're into these days, what with all the tentacles in the way!

I was more interested in the squid, really. I was hungry and I happen to love calamari.

But could you ever be sure where that cocktail sauce actually came from?

I'm sure it wouldn't be anything I haven't tasted before...

 

[An Officer]

Biggest fantasy... A Voyager marathon?

 

[Star Treks]

My fantasy is to not be disappointed by one of my fantasies coming true.

In other words, I've tried a lot of stuff and rarely is it as good as I imagine it would be.

 

[Rincewiend]

My biggest sex fantasy?!?
Having sex with a woman from every sovereign state(203) on the planet...
Spanning the globe, baby...

 

[captcalhoun]

only the sovereign states? pah!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Biggest fantasy... A Voyager marathon?

Voyager marathon as your biggest sex fantasy?! I wonder which series you were watching....

No please, do tell me more... I'm intrigued.

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

Hm. Well I would have to say sex in an airplane. We haven't done that yet.

 

[JimCasy]

I would go back in time and have sex with Abraham Lincoln.

 

[David cgc]

Before or after he caught syphilis?

 

[Gepard]

Who do you think gave him syphilis?

 

[JimCasy]

Who do you think gave him syphilis?

 

[Saul]

My fantasy is to dig a big hole and jack off in it while watching the end of the world.

 

[Star Wolf]

We have what everyone thinks is an old virgin in our office. She runs traditional that way, only way to touch her is to turn Vietnamese and bring her parents with you.

The fantasy is for my platonic female best friend at work and myself are at a party when the virgin comes to us wishing to be taught. Real people invovled here which makes the fantasy overpowering if you stop to think about it too often.

 

[Josh Kelton]

Shave your pubes first, nothing spoils the mood like genitals on fire.

I tried that, it really itched. So probably not again for quite a while.