Your biggest sex fantasy

[CarpNCaptain]

I would like to know what the other people on this site's fantasys are.
Mine is I'm a door to door monkey salesman and I get busy with a lady who I try to sale a monkey to.

 

[FrontLine]

I've pretty much lived out all of my fantasies.

 

[Ben Sisko3]

I would like to know what the other people on this site's fantasys are.
Mine is I'm a door to door monkey salesman and I get busy with a lady who I try to sale a monkey to.

...you're a weird dude.

 

[Jayson]

My biggest fantasy is to have sex with a girl who is my soulmate. I want to be in love so much. I think about this all the time. It's wierd though I never masterbate to this fantasy. I think it's because I would feel to sad afterwards so I usually go with some of the kinky fetish things I would like to try.

Most of these envolve me being turned into a love slave by a sexy girl. Every onve in awhile I have a guy fantasy of sucking a dick as well. My most ongoing fantast though is aliens making me and a sexy girl have sex while they watch ,since they want to learn about human sexuality.

Jason

 

[Plecostomus]

YEaaah I'm going to say being married to Her Jenifer-tastic-ness has more or less allowed me access to situations that I've only seen on video. What you see on-screen and how it actually goes down two different things.

Lot of fun for sure. I'm content.

 

[CarpNCaptain]

YEaaah I'm going to say being married to Her Jenifer-tastic-ness has more or less allowed me access to situations that I've only seen on video. What you see on-screen and how it actually goes down two different things.

Lot of fun for sure. I'm content.

Which jenniffer are you talking about?

 

[exodus]

I've pretty much lived out all of my fantasies.

I think I have too.


Go us!

 

[Plecostomus]

YEaaah I'm going to say being married to Her Jenifer-tastic-ness has more or less allowed me access to situations that I've only seen on video. What you see on-screen and how it actually goes down two different things.

Lot of fun for sure. I'm content.

Which jenniffer are you talking about?

The Jenifer I am married to. Spelled <---that way too, not the other way.

She did some adult entertainment work when she was younger, and given the fact that we're both bi-sexual and a couple other factors we've done some fun things in the privacy of our own home. Don't be afraid to experiment, that's all I'm going to say.


Yadda yadda church wouldn't approve, going to Hell, that's just nasty dude... blah blah blah forward all rants and raves to ivalueyouropinion@stfugtfomail.com.

 

[iguana_tonante]

My most ongoing fantast though is aliens making me and a sexy girl have sex while they watch ,since they want to learn about human sexuality.

Funny thing, I'm reading Turtledove's Invasion series right now and that's exactly what happens. So you are in good company, it seems.

I've pretty much lived out all of my fantasies.

Then you need new fantasies!

 

[exodus]

YEaaah I'm going to say being married to Her Jenifer-tastic-ness has more or less allowed me access to situations that I've only seen on video. What you see on-screen and how it actually goes down two different things.

Lot of fun for sure. I'm content.

Which jenniffer are you talking about?

The Jenifer I am married to. Spelled <---that way too, not the other way.

She did some adult entertainment work when she was younger, and given the fact that we're both bi-sexual and a couple other factors we've done some fun things in the privacy of our own home. Don't be afraid to experiment, that's all I'm going to say.


Yadda yadda church wouldn't approve, going to Hell, that's just nasty dude... blah blah blah forward all rants and raves to ivalueyouropinion@stfugtfomail.com.

You won't get that from me, especially since the church themselves can't avoid sex scandals. What two or more consenting adults do behind closed doors is nobodies business but theirs.

 

[Franklin]

All I know is after seeing the cover of this week's People magazine, I'm going to have to work Valerie Bertinelli (back) into my fantasy. (Yes, I'm old.)

 

[Plecostomus]

Which jenniffer are you talking about?

The Jenifer I am married to. Spelled <---that way too, not the other way.

She did some adult entertainment work when she was younger, and given the fact that we're both bi-sexual and a couple other factors we've done some fun things in the privacy of our own home. Don't be afraid to experiment, that's all I'm going to say.


Yadda yadda church wouldn't approve, going to Hell, that's just nasty dude... blah blah blah forward all rants and raves to ivalueyouropinion@stfugtfomail.com.

You won't get that from me, especially since the church themselves can't avoid sex scandals. What two or more consenting adults do behind closed doors is nobodies business but theirs.

Church aside the other big problem I/we face is the backlash (around here anyway) twords bisexual males. "they" find out and suddenly "they" are all creeped out/offended. "they" being the object of your fantasy.

The ones that really crack me up are the ones who get offended that you MIGHT think of them that way but when you tell them you don't ZOMG now they are offended over that.

Society seems to be much more receptive to the concept of bisexual women. Dunno why.

 

[CarpNCaptain]

I've pretty much lived out all of my fantasies.

I think I have too.


Go us!

Surely you can't have lived them all out?

 

[Plecostomus]

I've pretty much lived out all of my fantasies.

I've pretty much lived out all of my fantasies.

I think I have too.


Go us!

One could draw some conclusions from this... *fires up rumor mill*

 

[Finn]

I would like to know what the other people on this site's fantasys are.
Mine is I'm a door to door monkey salesman and I get busy with a lady who I try to sale a monkey to.

...you're a weird dude.

I'm getting the feeling he is trying to pull off a jaysonequse thread after lurking for a while.

 

[Ben Sisko3]

I would like to know what the other people on this site's fantasys are.
Mine is I'm a door to door monkey salesman and I get busy with a lady who I try to sale a monkey to.

...you're a weird dude.

I'm getting the feeling he is trying to pull off a jaysonequse thread after lurking for a while.

You're not the only one.

 

[hyzmarca]

My biggest sex fantasy? Godzillas mating. Anything bigger just doesn't do it for me. I've considered Unicron and Primus in homoerotic planet-love, but that's just too big for my taste.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Mine involves satin sheets, Ready Whip (tm), hot candle wax, medieval torture devices, ponygirls, tentacle rape, the cast of "Charmed", rohypnol, a 1984 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme and Katie Couric.

Naw, I'm kidding...Katie Couric is disgusting.

 

[jamestyler]

My most ongoing fantast though is aliens making me and a sexy girl have sex while they watch ,since they want to learn about human sexuality.

I found giving a girl large doses of tequila at a party has a similar result. Though it was less learning about human sexuality, and watching the drunk girl.

 

[Emher]

Have it.


Booyaa!



Slightly more serious, yes there are ones I have and would like to fulfill at some point. The biggest one I have is a threesome. Ah but wait! It's not the usual kind! No apparantly I'm an odd man, I'm not too terribly keen on the idea of me and two women (although I'd be willing to try, I'm not going to push my luck seeing as I can't really score one woman even), no I find the idea of me and a another guy working together to make a woman enjoy herself to the fullest very...stimulating. Hopefully I'll try it sometime.

And as said, there are other ones but that's the biggie. Something about body paint is in there somewhere...