You know you’ve watched Robocop Prime Directives too many times when….


Whenever you hear a quote you like or having something you need to remember you pull a pen out your pocket and say “This is Damien [insert quote]”

You always say “The world only makes sense if you force it to” and clearly think it’s a much more intelligent quote than it is.

You have an unhealthy crush on Sara Cable.

You have a 10 year computer that can’t do its job like it used to but not once think of upgrading it.

You think of Archie Nemesis whenever you watch Jonathan Pie.