You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands.....
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Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
Woman. Bedroom. Now.
Woman. Bedroom. Now.
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
... kinda knew that. Wales doesn't = Whales.
My first order... OFF WITH HER HEAD! I mean uh... nevermind.
(For US forumites - Wales is a country and not the stars of Star Trek IV)
... kinda knew that. Wales doesn't = Whales.
My first order... OFF WITH HER HEAD! I mean uh... nevermind.
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
Every single Jedi is now an enemy of the Republic (or, in my case, The Monarchy
)
Every single Jedi is now an enemy of the Republic (or, in my case, The Monarchy
)
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
Visit the Cattlemans Steakhouse in Fabiens Texas.
Visit the Cattlemans Steakhouse in Fabiens Texas.
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
In democracy the 'leader' isn't able to make arbitrary commands and have them carried out. I think what this question is asking is what if you are a supremely powerful dictator, what are your first orders?
I might demand my morning tipple served in an ornate golden chalice, while I browse through a brochure of the world's stately homes and castles, to choose myself a new place of residence.
Then I'd hire the best makeover people to transform me into an evil Ice Queen, complete with rabid huskies to pull my sled over Nordic snows towards my new home.
And from there I'd plunge the world into darkness.
In democracy the 'leader' isn't able to make arbitrary commands and have them carried out. I think what this question is asking is what if you are a supremely powerful dictator, what are your first orders?
I might demand my morning tipple served in an ornate golden chalice, while I browse through a brochure of the world's stately homes and castles, to choose myself a new place of residence.
Then I'd hire the best makeover people to transform me into an evil Ice Queen, complete with rabid huskies to pull my sled over Nordic snows towards my new home.
And from there I'd plunge the world into darkness.
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
"Begin landing your troops"
"Begin landing your troops"
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
Throw money at scientists to develop reversible sterilization procedures for both sexes.
Once perfected, immediately begin sterilizing every baby at birth.
License parenting and make all wannabe parents pass IQ tests, parenting courses with strict exams and pass socialization classes.
Make law that anyone wanting to be parent has to apply, pass all of the above, then get their sterilizations reversed. They are allowed to have two children, then must submit themselves to be permanently sterilized. Anyone not submitting themselves will be hunted down like dogs and their children put up for adoption by naturally and irreversibly sterile parents who pass all licensing.
Pray that the dumb are lost to the sands of time.
Throw money at scientists to develop reversible sterilization procedures for both sexes.
Once perfected, immediately begin sterilizing every baby at birth.
License parenting and make all wannabe parents pass IQ tests, parenting courses with strict exams and pass socialization classes.
Make law that anyone wanting to be parent has to apply, pass all of the above, then get their sterilizations reversed. They are allowed to have two children, then must submit themselves to be permanently sterilized. Anyone not submitting themselves will be hunted down like dogs and their children put up for adoption by naturally and irreversibly sterile parents who pass all licensing.
Pray that the dumb are lost to the sands of time.
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
* Prepare for a transition to the fairtax system to take place by January 1 2010
* Legalize the use of drugs
* Lower the drinking age to 18
* Abolish the Patriot Act or at least most of it
* Crack down on illegal immigration and secure our national borders
* Prepare for a transition to the fairtax system to take place by January 1 2010
* Legalize the use of drugs
* Lower the drinking age to 18
* Abolish the Patriot Act or at least most of it
* Crack down on illegal immigration and secure our national borders
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
1) Make the first of each month a public holiday for everyone. "National Cake Day" I shall call it.
2) Make floggings mandatory. Every Thursday, round at my place.
3) Bomb Doncaster with a tactical nuclear warhead, just for the hell of it.
4) Ban Heat Magazine.
Lord Protector Ravescene makes the following demands:
1) Make the first of each month a public holiday for everyone. "National Cake Day" I shall call it.
2) Make floggings mandatory. Every Thursday, round at my place.
3) Bomb Doncaster with a tactical nuclear warhead, just for the hell of it.
4) Ban Heat Magazine.
Rÿcher
Fleet Captain
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
If it were a year ago, I'd have said take it. Her Majesty/His Right Honourable would do a better job.
Today, prepare to meet some opposition.
If I were in charge, I'd make a law that states that if it can grow from the ground, it can't be illegal.
If it were a year ago, I'd have said take it. Her Majesty/His Right Honourable would do a better job.
Today, prepare to meet some opposition.
If I were in charge, I'd make a law that states that if it can grow from the ground, it can't be illegal.
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
I like cake, so you've got my vote... but not if it's fish cakes. Potato cakes are good.
Make the first of each month a public holiday for everyone. "National Cake Day" I shall call it.
I like cake, so you've got my vote... but not if it's fish cakes. Potato cakes are good.
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
They'll be pretty cakes, of course.Make the first of each month a public holiday for everyone. "National Cake Day" I shall call it.
I like cake, so you've got my vote... but not if it's fish cakes. Potato cakes are good.
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I'd just put poison in the water supply of "economically disadvantaged" areas, and in some rich gated communities. It would be 95% as effective.
I'd just put poison in the water supply of "economically disadvantaged" areas, and in some rich gated communities. It would be 95% as effective.
Plumster
Commander
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
Oh you poor deluded fool.
Oh you poor deluded fool.
Plumster
Commander
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
In fact - LET THEM EAT CAKE.
Doncaster smells - the manager of my local team is from there and he's ghastly.
They'll be pretty cakes, of course.Make the first of each month a public holiday for everyone. "National Cake Day" I shall call it.
I like cake, so you've got my vote... but not if it's fish cakes. Potato cakes are good.
In fact - LET THEM EAT CAKE.
Doncaster smells - the manager of my local team is from there and he's ghastly.
Plumster
Commander
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
Aha..!!
Wales is near Ireland.
And the UK is in the USA - we're the 51st state.
Declassify everything that wouldn't put someone in immediate danger. (The identities of covert operatives, for example.)
And a lot of Americans know what Wales is - that was just our Village Idiot... er... President Bush. Poor Charlotte Church, having to talk to him.
Wales is in Ireland, right?
(I am kidding.
Aha..!!
Wales is near Ireland.
And the UK is in the USA - we're the 51st state.
Re: You are President/Prime Minister - what are your first commands...
Eat all the old people.
(Apparently the people who sang that song think Charlton Heston is Steve McQueen for some reason)
Eat all the old people.
(Apparently the people who sang that song think Charlton Heston is Steve McQueen for some reason)
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