You and your ideal wang

[Myasishchev]

Suggested in the "When was the last time you had sex" thread, this is a poll about your preference for erect penis length. For present purposes let's assume that your chosen ideal penis has what you imagine to be the average circumference corresponding with that length.

Furthermore, this is a poll about what you prefer in a partner, not what you'd like to have. Thus, for best results respondents should principally be heterosexual and bisexual women, and homosexual and bisexual men.

I imagine that a poll about what you'd like to possess would be interesting too, although I fear the answer for 90% of respondents would be "the maximum size that does not result in a fainting spell during a full erection." It would be even more interesting to see what men of all stripes think the ideal is on the other side, so maybe we'll do that some time.

We'll be using American units here. But those who do not have immediate access to American units may still feel free to reply.

Finally, this is a serious scientific inquiry into the human wiener, so no snickering in the back!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Every time I see the thread title "Need Help: my hard disk is shrinking" I read it as "Need Help: my hard dick is shrinking." I'm not sure if that says something about me or about Misc..

 

[Myasishchev]

It could be both.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

This poll is stupid, everyone knows girth is the most important part. However you do get points for your last poll option which made me spew my coffee.

 

[Myasishchev]

Thanks. Anyway, I did acknowledge girth. Circumference is trickier because it adds a lot more uncertainty to the measurement (like, circumference at what point?), although length is relatively standardized (tip to base, on the top).

Indeed, one of the reasons I was inquiring about length preference is to investigate the notion that not all folks like being punched in the cervix (or colon, or uvula, as the case may be) at 100rpm.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Indeed, one of the reasons I was inquiring about length preference is to investigate the notion that not all folks like being punched in the cervix (or colon, or uvula, as the case may be) at 100rpm.

I think you should just ask random people on the bus your poll question. For more relevant punching.

 

[Myasishchev]

The anonymous nature of the poll here shall lead to more accurate results. Also, yes, less punching.

And I pinky-swear not to call anybody a size queen.

 

[Myasishchev]

Nor shall I have to, so far. Strange but true!

(I hasten to note that I am not trying to bump the thread: however, I wonder to what extent the sensitive nature of this poll disincentivizes actually posting a response in it, so ask for some leniency on the matter, which I promise not to abuse, if extended.*)

*Ha.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I'm wondering if your sole two respondents to this poll thought you meant the penis in its flaccid state. You are poll fail for not having specified whether you mean tumescent or flaccid. It's too bad really, since it's too late to edit your poll and starting a new poll on the same topic will get you smacked. Oh well, guess you'll have to hit the street for your answers.

 

[Amaris]

Nor shall I have to, so far. Strange but true!

(I hasten to note that I am not trying to bump the thread: however, I wonder to what extent the sensitive nature of this poll disincentivizes actually posting a response in it, so ask for some leniency on the matter, which I promise not to abuse, if extended.*)

*Ha.

I don't mind saying I posted 4-5, but that's not a requirement.

 

[Myasishchev]

I'm wondering if your sole two respondents to this poll thought you meant the penis in its flaccid state. You are poll fail for not having specified whether you mean tumescent or flaccid. It's too bad really, since it's too late to edit your poll and starting a new poll on the same topic will get you smacked. Oh well, guess you'll have to hit the street for your answers.

Crap, I knew there was something I forgot. I think any reasonable person would guess erect, but in any event it's what I meant, yes.

Are there flaccid nine inchers? Egads. Eegah, even.

I don't mind saying I posted 4-5, but that's not a requirement.

I wanted to keep things anonymous except for volunteers.

 

[bigdaddy]

This poll is stupid, everyone knows girth is the most important part. However you do get points for your last poll option which made me spew my coffee.

I agree I rather have a guy with a shorter thicker cock than a pencil cock. Plus I don't like cocks that curve wierdly. I like them straight or curved up up.

I'd say anything bigger than 5 inches so it doesn't slip out.

However the best sex I ever had was 7-8inches I'd guess and thick, but I also liked him more than other guys and he just really knows how to please.

 

[Myasishchev]

Yeah, I had a friend who is supposed, by his ex-girlfriend, to have something like a pencil dick. That'd be bound to affect your appreciation more than simple length.

I just think it'd just be impossible to do a poll with every possible variation in anatomy. I don't want to downplay any of those factors, except to the extent necessary to get bars on the screen.

I'm very pleased, of course, to hear all about more detailed personal preferences. I just wanted to keep it simple (stupid me) for the actual options.

 

[Amaris]

Well, there are always going to be details that you're going to miss, you can't help that.

 

[bigdaddy]

I'd go with 5-8 so I voted 6-7 because it's in the middle. Sorry Asians.

Now I feel like a whore because I like them the biggest of the four voters here.

So OP how big are you? :-p

 

[Kestra]

Why isn't there an option for "don't care"?

 

[Myasishchev]

I'd go with 5-8 so I voted 6-7 because it's in the middle. Sorry Asians.

Now I feel like a whore because I like them the biggest of the four voters here.

So OP how big are you? :-p

Now, of course I'm not answering that till the results of the poll are in.

Why isn't there an option for "don't care"?

Because I reckoned there would be at least some scintilla of a preference. It doesn't signify a limit of acceptability.

 

[Mr Silver]

This thread is unwelcoming for those of us who are Straight...

In all seriousness though, as a guy, i've never had any issues with the size of my Penis. I've never had any complaints from Women regarding it either. I'm pretty sure most Men and Women, would agree that the size of their partner's Penis is unimportant.

 

[Kestra]

My preference is disease free, functional, and attached to someone I like.

 

[auntiehill]

^that's pretty much it, yeah.

OH, and let me just add: