WTF - Worst Move Ever

[Jax]

I cannot believe there is a trailer for this and its coming to the cinema's ? PLEASE tell me its a joke...

Zombie Strippers

Worldwide media sensation JENNA JAMESON and Nightmare on Elm Street’s ROBERT ENGLUND star in ZOMBIE STRIPPERS. When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo virus causing the reanimation of the dead, the first place to get hit is Rhino’s, a hot underground strip club. As one of the strippers gets the virus, she turns into a supernatural, flesh-eating zombie stripper, making her the hit of the club. Do the rest of the girls fight the temptation to be like the star stripper, even if there is no turning back?

WTF

 

[Trekker4747]

Rifftrax, here it comes!

 

[Sephiroth]

bag o weed and dvd player here i come

 

[SpeedRacer]

bag o weed and dvd player here i come

That really does seem the only way that this movie could be any good.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

If they want people to actually watch this crap, shouldn't they have cast someone attractive and not Jenna Jameson? She already looks like a zombie stripper.......oh

 

[Icon]

That's not the worst movie ever. I dont know what is, but whatever it is it has to star Ben Stiller.

 

[Trekker4747]

That's not the worst movie ever. I dont know what is, but whatever it is it has to star Ben Stiller.

Worst movie ever?

Either going to be Monster a Go-Go or "Manos" The Hands of Fate.

 

[warriorsfan]

bag o weed and dvd player here i come

Jar of vaseline and DVD player here I come!

 

[EnsignRicky]

Sorry, by the thread title, I thought this was going to be about chess; Check and mate.

 

[zenophite]

bag o weed and dvd player here i come

that's what I'm thinking.

 

[Orintho]

Well, lets hope Ms. Jameson gets a little makeup for the film - her orange tan look is a bit scary.

 

[PointyHairedJedi]

I once came up with the phrase "robot zombie ninja strippers", and while this does indeed come close, I'm going to pass over it and hold out for the whole thing to make it into a film.

 

[auntiehill]

Hubby and I saw an ad for this while at the Alamo Drafthouse.
"Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead."
http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/

Troma strikes again.

 

[blablover5]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

I swear we don't have any secret government conspiracy labs (or I'd be working there) or small towns that have large strip clubs in nebraska.

Nor do we have southern accents. I'd love to kick everyone in the shins who thinks that.

 

[OmahaStar]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

I swear we don't have any secret government conspiracy labs (or I'd be working there) or small towns that have large strip clubs in nebraska.

Nor do we have southern accents. I'd love to kick everyone in the shins who thinks that.

We do. He just won't admit it, y'all.

 

[TheMasterOfOrion]

sounds like its too crap to even win a Razzie

 

[bigdaddy]

I thought the Stargate Sg-1 movie was the worst?

And someone brought up the movie "Teeth" last year, that's the worst.

 

[blablover5]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

I swear we don't have any secret government conspiracy labs (or I'd be working there) or small towns that have large strip clubs in nebraska.

Nor do we have southern accents. I'd love to kick everyone in the shins who thinks that.

We do. He just won't admit it, y'all.

Don't forget about all those covered wagons, and the buffalo everyone learns to shoot when they're only 3.

 

[Capn Flukie]

No, THIS is the worst movie ever;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40-ePmh-KCo

Warning, bad language and brief boobies.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Poor Robert Englund. He's sunk to a new low. Poor Jenna Jameson. She's been dead for years.