WTF - Worst Move Ever

Everything's better with zombies involved. Sure, it sounds like a dud initially, but add the zombies...and you've got something!

 

What is wrong with these people?! Are they serious? What have we come to in this country?!

I mean, where's Tawnee Stone? Where's Tera Patrick? Why isn't Christine Young in this movie?
Chasey Lane? Hitomi Kobayashi? Devon!? I will not tolerate such an abomination of a movie.


J.

 

I really want to know what the hell happened to Jenna Jameson. She used to look human and was hot. Too much botox?

 

What, you people act like you've never heard of an Exploitation film before.

 

This actually sounds like it's going to be hilariously bad, which is okay. Which I'm guessing is the point. Nobody would deliberately make a movie like this expecting it to be any good.

 

Too Netflix!

 

Whoops! Sorry. Double Post.

 

Jenna Jameson looks like death warmed over nowadays anyway so she will be perfect for this part.

 

Yeah, Blablover. Or is he a she?

 

She's a He. Or is the other way? Awe crap, I forgot again.

 

And just like that... my hope for humanity ceases to exist.

 

He, She, Mary, Boy named Sue, whichever.

 

Zombie stripper motto "Don't cha wish your girlfriend would rot like me?"

 

The concept sounds kinda similar to that Masters of Horror episode Englund appeared in, Dance of the Dead.

As for "worst movie ever"; have you even seen any Asylum films? Or Battlefield Earth?

 

There are worse films. Anything with Paris Hilton for instance. This sounds like it must be a Sci Fi Channel Original picture though. B-Grade schlock at it's best(?). Depending on how "serious" this is going to be, I may watch it.

Making her perfect for the role. She's already a rotting, emaciated corpse.