Would you rather?

[Bad Thoughts]

You're getting kissed. Would you rather have Quark or Porthos slip his tongue in your mouth?

Quark: he is very fastidious.

Would you rather speed date on Enterprise NX-01, Enterprise NCC-1701 (prime, pre-refit), Enterprise 1701D, DS9, or Voyager?

 

[bbjeg]

^Misquote, not my question btw.

DS9. During war time, everyone got laid on DS9. (Nog had a girlfriend too right?)

Would you rather date a Changeling, a Betazoid, or an El-Aurian?

 

[auntiehill]

El-Aurian. I don't my date shape-shifting (freaky) or reading my mind (no privacy).

Would you rather in be in jail/brig on DS9, NX-01 or Voyager?

 

[bbjeg]

The NX-01. Anyone can break out of that one.

Would you rather dine in the Enterprise's dining hall, Enterprise D's ten forward, Quark's bar, or Voyager's dining room?

 

[Captain Clark Terrell]

Quark's because of the dart board. Besides, who could say no to food like this?

Would you rather observe a session of the Klingon High Council, the Imperial Romulan Senate, or the Cardassian Central Command?

--Sran

 

[bbjeg]

The Klingon High Council. Klingons show respect to those who stood with the council.

Would you rather save Wesley, Neelix, Rom, or Porthos if you had to save one from a burning room?

 

[auntiehill]

Porthos. He's the only I could carry, anyway.

Would you rather be in charge of caring for Spot or Porthos?

 

[R. Star]

Spot. ANIS proves Porthos is not potty trained.

Would you rather eat Spot or Porthos?

 

[Triskelion]

Spot. With fried rice. Popular earth dish.

Would you rather go through the Klingon Rites of Ascension or be Neelix's kitchen helper?

 

[auntiehill]

Be Neelix's helper. It doesn't say I have to be NICE to him.

Would you rather have to endure a lecture from Picard, Janeway or Sisko?

 

[bbjeg]

Janeway. A mood-swing later and she'd be my best friend. Picard and Sisko will hold something against you longer IMO.

Would you rather assist Chekov, Worf, Odo, Tuvok, or Reed in securing their ship?

 

[R. Star]

Odo. I'll take over surveillance in Quark's.

Would you rather get piloting lessons from Sulu, Wesley, Nog, Paris or Mayweather?

 

[bbjeg]

Honestly Nog. IMO He'd be most fun to work with and I was always astounded on how he maneuvered in that last battle (That defiant loop-d-loop was great and a maneuver that was underused). Paris is a close second though.

Would you rather be taught by McCoy, Beverly, Pulaski, Bashir, The Doctor, or Phlox in the fundamentals of medicine?

 

[auntiehill]

Bashir.

(yozwa!)

But Beverly and Phlox seem like they'd be good teachers, too.

If you had the flu, would you rather TOS Bones, Bashir or Phlox looked after you?

 

[bbjeg]

Bashir. I would generally pick Bones (or Bev) for most medical procedures but for the flu (and lack of Bev), Bashir would not only focus on my medical needs, but also my mental and emotional state, and I am not a big fan of the flu.

(^and "the fundamentals of medicine" isn't a code word for something else auntiehill )

Would you rather play a prank on Spock, Worf, Kira, or B'Elanna?

 

[R. Star]

Spock. The other three are likely to resort to violence in retaliation.

Would you rather go camping with Kirk, Picard, Sisko or Archer?

 

[Captain Clark Terrell]

^Kirk, but only if he brought along Dr. McCoy's famous baked beans.

Which single-episode/movie character would you want as your executive officer: Will Decker, Elizabeth Shelby, Li Nalas, or Erika Benteen?

--Sran

 

[Triskelion]

Benteen. She would question orders in a good way, where the others might question orders in an annoying way. Also, this has nothing to do with her attractiveness but it don't hurt.

Would you rather walk the Vulcan Forge with T'Pol or eat spiders with Noss (Lori Petty)?

 

[bbjeg]

I'm not big on deserts. Maybe the spiders taste like chicken.

Would you rather test Starfleet's new transwarp ship to revisit the Delta Quadrant or test their new ablative armor against the Dominion?

 

[auntiehill]

I guess that would have to be the new transwarp, because I wouldn't want to "test" armor against anyone, let alone The Dominion.

Would you rather see a new Trek series on TV or more new Trek movies on the big screen?