Would you rather?

[Nightdiamond]

Quark, because odds are, if you paid him enough, you're going to have a good time. Barclay is too much into pre-modern fantasy. The Doctor would probably involve a lot singing.

Tom Paris is a close second because he tends to be modern and creative.

groovy weapons-- in the 21 century, dealing with situations common today, would you rather have a hand phaser that stuns, an impenetrable personal force field, a personal cloaking device, or a personal transporter device?

 

[bbjeg]

A Transporter. I'd travel a bunch. I haven't needed shields yet (other than stubbing my toes) or a phaser. The cloak would be my 2nd choice.

Continuing that theme;
would you rather have a tricorder, a universal translator, or a dermal regenerator?

 

[Captain_Q]

A universal translator. I could talk to anyone and not have to spend years trying to learn a language, which I'm not so great at.

Would you rather hang around with Data, or with Lore?

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Data, he's stable.

Would you rather be dome shiner to Picard or Sisko?

 

[Melakon]

Is that some sort of euphemism? Pass.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Dome as in their hairless scalps.

Why, what are you reading into it?

 

[Melakon]

Forget I said that. I was watching T'Pol get all pon farr on Phlox at the time.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Data, he's stable.

Would you rather be dome shiner to Picard or Sisko?

Picard because I think he wore the dome more naturally.

Would you rather be trapped in the brig with a Changeling or a severed Borg?

 

[bbjeg]

A Changeling. Killing me would only keep them in there longer. I'm not big on assimilation.

Would you rather be caught imitating Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, or Archer?

 

[austen_pierce]

Would you rather be caught imitating Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, or Archer?

Kirk, easy. Everyone gets the dramatic pause....

Would you rather be tortured by the cardassians or the Romulans?

 

[bbjeg]

Cardassians. I feel that if I bend to their will, they'll go easier on me.

My last question wasn't really asked (or answered) the way I intended it, so I'll rephrase it.

Which captain would you rather be caught by while imitating them; Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, or Archer.

 

[Nine of Four]

Which captain would you rather be caught by while imitating them; Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, or Archer.

Kirk he can't do anything to me. He'd probably just laugh.

Would you rather be part of the Bajoran militia or Starfleet??

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Would you rather be part of the Bajoran militia or Starfleet??

Bajoran, given its impending assimilation into Starfleet.

Whom would you rather have as a confidant: Seska or Anjohl?

 

[R. Star]

Anjohl. He's more successful and I don't have to worry about creepy DNA extract pregnancies.

Would you rather attend Lwaxana's wedding(in the traditional Betazoid fashion) or one of Kai Winn's sermons?

 

[Captain_Q]

Lwaxana's wedding. Being naked is way more fun.

Would you rather encounter the Jem'Hadar or engage the Borg?

 

[Rush Limborg]

Hmm...Borg adapt and regenerate--and assimilation's worse than death. Yeah...Jem'Hadar.

Now--I suppose I'll re-ask my prior question, and make it less "one-gender":

Would you rather discover Marlena Moreau on your cot in your quarters (TOS "Mirror, Mirror"), Larell in your tub (DS9 "Who Mourns For Morn?"), Archer in your shower, or Q in your quarters (and he's prepped up the room for "mood"...).

 

[bbjeg]

Oh, the guys don't get the female Q (Q's wife)? Marlena Moreau then. She's has that classic kind of sexy.

Would you rather be the first Cardassian, Jem'hadar, or Hirogen to join Starfleet?

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Oh, the guys don't get the female Q (Q's wife)? Marlena Moreau then. She's has that classy kind of sexy.

Would you rather be the first Cardassian, Jem'hadar, or Hirogen to join Starfleet?

Cardassian, as I suspect that Starfleet would be more compatible with Cardassian culture.

Would you rather date K'Ehleyr, Dr. Selar, the female Q, or Tarah?

 

[bbjeg]

The female Q. Imagine all the things she could do to/for me, I can't.

Would you rather ask a gender question only for women or men?