If you are willing to find people to back you and front up $50m or whatever it is to do an upscale
If I were a billionaire “earning” 100m a year from sitting on my arse, I’d certainly fund it, but there’s a reason I’m not a billionaire.
Sadly the people who get to gamble the upfront money think buying up media companies is more likely to lead to profit than upscaling 90s trek. I think they’re probably right too. Ultimately they have far more information than we do.
I still suspect they're going to do it, I live in a world where Babylon 5 got a remaster, of all things. I'm not counting it out.
I also feel that the smart business decision is to remaster them. It looks like there's more incompetence from the Billionaire class than from an average joe like us.
I hate to be pedantic though, it's a rescan, not an upscale.
Upscales are something that get done regularly by the fan community, they're not rescans, we have an existing image.
But I'm holding out that it's a When and not an IF.
You look at every failure over the last 40 years, and tell me, Paramount or any other Big Media company hasn't always found a way to cover it's ass.
People act like this is going to flop as hard as cutthroat island, and requires a VFX team handpicked by James Cameron.
I doubt it would flop, but even then, it's nowhere near Cutthroat island.
It would be like Paramount spending the money to produce "I Saw the TV Glow" understanding it's an arthouse film.
It wouldn't hurt anyone. I have faith it would make it's money back.
When the cost per series is somewhere between 9-17 million. It's not Cutthroat Island levels gonna tank the studio, and the VFX are still basic bitch by modern standards.
You wouldn't have 42 of these, and Mad Men wouldn't have gotten a remaster, if remasters didn't generate immediate profits.
Mad Men could have easily been upscaled and even an upscaler that didn't add detail would have looked excellent from the original HD source.
The other I'll cite, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a remaster so bad, that it didn't generate profit, but instead outrage.
An upscale also would have.
Your market with remasters is always die hard fans. Charmed got a remaster, I promise DS9 and Voyager have more value culturally and financially than fucking Charmed.
That's not to say Charmed wasn't deserving of a remaster, DS9 and Voyager should have gotten one too. That's all I'm saying.
Why?
Buffy and more recently Mad Men both demonstrate that execution has to be done properly, and just like a film, if you mess it up, you aren't making your money back.
If remasters were trivial and negligible to a company, the HD remaster of Buffy would still be up and available at least in the US, it's not you can only watch the SD version, if they weren't profitable, Mad Men wouldn't have received an immediate commitment from Warner to correct the problems.
In general, if a remaster didn't make money, then doing it is up to the studio.
If remasters don't make money, then Buffy's remaster was a trivial matter, and the outrage from die hard fans shouldn't have decided that it wouldn't be available in the US (or a half assed attempt at correcting it.)
There's more to cinema, and Entertainment, and asset management than corporations treating these works like mere content.
I think remasters are overdue, but more than that, it looks like DS9 and Voyager should be treated as Core Properties at this point.
Like the Original Trilogy, a core property should get some care.
It looks like Low Risk, Solid ROI.
My take?
DS9 and Voyager are underrated projects, and Paramount underestimates their value to the franchise by many orders of magnitude.
Even the writers of modern Trek productions, what I consider lesser productions, understand and respect the value DS9 and Voyager.
I think VFX budget may have played a small part there, anniversary timing also seems to matter, and imo, it's a boring decision even if it generates profits.
But, it's not boring to me.
SNW and Disco managed to reference DS9 constantly, and Disco referenced Voyager toward the end.
LD is a loveletter to TNG, DS9 and Voyager.
Finaly, SFA, the new divisive big bad?
Has the Doctor, has the Badlands, referenced Ben Sisko, and the ship literally looks like part of (The habitation ring) of DS9 was integrated into the ship to make the saucer section.
From fonts choices to Benny Russell, even what I consider lesser productions don't underestimate their value as much as the stewards and the studio, and the TOS fanboys do.
Finally for Vocab,
"Generative AI" is what people don't want to see. When someone says AI, they're referring to Generative AI.
A simple upscale is also what people don't want to see.
A rescan is not an upscale.
And with Generative AI upscalers, I've been following Topaz and any and all competition since that became a product.
The core issue with how AI mauls images has never improved.
They've gotten faster, and can do more things.
But for every small improvement to an image they can make, there are about 10 mistakes they make where textures aren't just alternate textures, but full on wrong.
Lines get warped, clothing textures turn into this odd woodgrain looking set of lines, little hairs and neural artifacts corrupt the skin, subtle facial expressions are ignored and removed, thus mauling the actors performance.
Topaz has been around for what? At least 8 years now, and I've not seen a significant improvement in how it mauls an image.
Those same AI artifacts about how it doesn't understand how hair is supposed to look, and other problems remain, if a head is turned to the side, it makes the eyelid look like a plastic surgeon did a bad facelift on one side of the actor's face.
Generative AI is never going to be good for a human face in the next 20 years.
I don't care that I've not seen "REAL AI" or "REAL CAPITALISM" or "REAL COMMUNISM" yet.
I see something that doesn't work, that plateaued 8 years ago, that everyone keeps promising will change the world.
In 8 years, it hasn't been able to perfectly figure out a human face, and imo, ultimately a good many human faces are what make the show.
If it ruins an actor's performance, it's a useless technology, if it's still actively being used in a workflow, that technology is a damn liability.
It plateaued for that almost a decade ago, and no one will admit that, if the surface moves like a face or like clothing, or hair, the AI will never in a million years know what do to. Solid surfaces have a similar problem but are less affected by it.
It's like a bad kickstarter project from 2012, we've been recycling this same thing for 50 years, because a scam artist needs money, but there hasn't been a detectable improvement in that product.
Why?
It can make a diffusion video that's close and new?
But it can't upscale nearly as good as it can generate something at random?
Someone compared it to de compiling machine code.
Upscaling images is harder for it, than making an image from scratch, because it's like taking a cake and reversing the mix to recover the raw ingredients.
So, it ruins images, every time. I'll advocate for it on ships, because those are solid objects that move in predictable ways, they're not like a face, in that they change shape when they talk.
They simply rotate.
Using it, is like trying to remove the scratches on a DVD with acetone.