Would you have sex with an alien?
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If they're anything like Six from BSG...
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Yes*. I would have sex with an alien.
* - Under the condition that the alien is neither terrifying nor in the mood for human food. That's human, not hunan. Hunan food is delicious. Human food not as much. Well, okay, not as much for humans, though I'm sure there are some who would disagree, but that's a topic for another time. Aliens, on the other hand (or claw, or whatever), may find human food to be palatable, and by human food, I of course mean people, not food that people eat, though, once more, I am sure there are people who eat other people, it's just frowned upon. So the aliens that like people food, that is people as food, would be detrimental to a sex life, as the phrase "eat me!", brought about by being spoken aloud in mid-coitus, would almost certainly lead to an untimely doom.
* - Under the condition that the alien is neither terrifying nor in the mood for human food. That's human, not hunan. Hunan food is delicious. Human food not as much. Well, okay, not as much for humans, though I'm sure there are some who would disagree, but that's a topic for another time. Aliens, on the other hand (or claw, or whatever), may find human food to be palatable, and by human food, I of course mean people, not food that people eat, though, once more, I am sure there are people who eat other people, it's just frowned upon. So the aliens that like people food, that is people as food, would be detrimental to a sex life, as the phrase "eat me!", brought about by being spoken aloud in mid-coitus, would almost certainly lead to an untimely doom.
^The Visitors are/were sexy and goodlooking alien beings, with a penchant for eating their male partners after sex.
As long as you're not from INS, then yes.
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But the aliens in INS are really old ... They know things.
'Cause it's no fun bein' in a legal alien.
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No kidding. They've really got to start QCing the guest spots in songs. I first started noticing it when Jay Sean's "Down" was fucked up beyond repair by Lil Wayne being a moron. Only time that guy's ever been tolerable was in "No Love."
Anyway, yeah, of course I'd bang an alien, as long as it wasn't an abomination. Bonus: no condoms required.
I'd have much more interesting things to think about rather than sex.
If she looks like Kumi Mizuno, sure. Seen in many Toho monster films, here she is in Monster Zero as one of the aliens.
I liked the ones in Godzilla vs. Gigan where they were giant cockroaches wearing human suits. Creeped me the fuck out as a kid.
Ghidorah gets mind-controlled a lot, doesn't it?
Well it depends on what sort of alien we're talking about...
But within reason (ie humanoid and compatible gentials) then yeah, why not!
But within reason (ie humanoid and compatible gentials) then yeah, why not!
